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2790( +18 JOKES ) A little Rubbing

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  • Love. .Divya
    Sep 1, 2009
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      Defense Attorney: What is your age?
      Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.

      Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?
      Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

      Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
      Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.

      Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
      Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.

      Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
      Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.

      Defense Attorney: Why not?
      Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago.

      Defense Attorney: What happened next?
      Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.......

      Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
      Little Old Woman: No, I did not stop him.

      Defense Attorney: Why not?
      Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

      Defense Attorney: What happened next?
      Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him......"Take me.... Young man... Take me!"

      Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
      Little Old Woman: Hell, no. He just yelled, "April Fool!!"...And that's when I shot the son of a bitch!

       

       

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