Love your Lord and avoid fighting in Church.
- When you do not love your Lord; you do not obey His commandments.
When you do not obey his commandments; you fight with your wife.
When you fight with your wife; she will not respect you.
When your wife will not respect you; you get frustrated.
When you get frustrated; you take that frustration to your Church on Sunday.
When you take your frustration to Church; your co-parishioners imitates your frustration.
When your co-parishioners imitates your frustration; you have a fight in Church.
When you have a fight in Church; you take it to your Bishop.
When you take it to your Bishop; you will find that the Bishop is on overseas trip.
When your Bishop is on overseas trip; you will not get a reply to your complaint.
When you will not get a reply; you approach the Bishop of the opposite faction.
When you approach the Bishop of the opposite faction; He use the opportunity to lock out your Church.
When your Church is locked out; your children have no place to worship.
When your children have no place to worship; they go out to have undesirable company on Sundays.
When they meet undesirables; they marry undesirables.
When they marry undesirables; you have grand children not interested in Church.
When you have children and grand children not interested in church; there will be no incense placed on your tomb.
When there is no incense placed on your tomb; your soul will be miserable in hell.
Obey Lord's commandments and don't be miserable.
( Idea from the following Direct TV ad)