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HAPPY THANKSGIVING

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  • Vera Holman
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    Message 1 of 1 , Nov 27, 2003
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      >Subject: Happy Thanksgiving
      > >Date: Thursday 27, 2003
      > >
      > >'TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING AND I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP.
      > >
      > >I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.
      > >
      > >THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE
      > >
      > >BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.
      > >
      > >TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION
      > >
      > >THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
      > >
      > >SO I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR
      > >
      >>AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
      > >
      >> >I GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
      > >
      > >PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.
      > >
      > >I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
      > >
      > >'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.
      > >
      > >I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY
      > >
      > >WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
      > >
      > >BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES . . .
      > >
      > >"HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE."
      > >
      > >MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP,
      > >
      > >MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N' GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.
      > >
      > >MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS, MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE.
      > >
      > >MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.
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