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O/T A little Friday levity

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  • Bill Tarkulich
    OK folks, a little light-hearted, off topic humor for a Friday, about the Czech-made Skoda auto (the object of abuse are the pre-Volkswagen models) How do you
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      OK folks, a little light-hearted, off topic humor for a Friday, about the
      Czech-made Skoda auto (the object of abuse are the pre-Volkswagen models)

      How do you double the value of a Skoda ?
      Fill the tank !

      Why does a Skoda have a double rear window heater ?
      To keep everyone's hands warm when they are pushing it !

      What do you call a Skoda with a ladder on the roof ?
      A wheelbarrow !

      What do you call a Skoda driver who say's he has a speeding ticket ????
      A Dreamer.

      What's the difference between a Jehovah Witness and a Skoda?
      You can shut the door on a Jehovah Witness!

      AND THE WINNER IS.....

      Why do Skodas have a rear wash wipe ?
      ........To remove the flies that crash into them.

      Good Night Chet and good night for NBC News...
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      Bill Tarkulich
       
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