O/T A little Friday levity
- OK folks, a little light-hearted, off topic humor for a Friday, about the
Czech-made Skoda auto (the object of abuse are the pre-Volkswagen models)
How do you double the value of a Skoda ?
Fill the tank !
Why does a Skoda have a double rear window heater ?
To keep everyone's hands warm when they are pushing it !
What do you call a Skoda with a ladder on the roof ?
A wheelbarrow !
What do you call a Skoda driver who say's he has a speeding ticket ????
What's the difference between a Jehovah Witness and a Skoda?
You can shut the door on a Jehovah Witness!
AND THE WINNER IS.....
Why do Skodas have a rear wash wipe ?
........To remove the flies that crash into them.
Good Night Chet and good night for NBC News...