Re: [S-R] Fwd: The New Hospital( OT Joke)
- Hi Nick,
Sadly, the optometrists insisted that it lacked vision and so the coroner
said it was a dead issue.
In a message dated 6/30/04 11:16:09 PM Eastern Daylight Time,
> Subject: The New Hospital[Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
> >When a panel of doctors were asked to vote on adding a new wing to their
> >hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists
> >preferred no rash moves.
> >The Gastro-enterologists had a Gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists
> >thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians
> >stated they were labouring under a mis-conception.
> >The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted, the Pathologists
> >yelled, "Over my dead body!", while the Pediatricians said, "Grow up!"
> >The Psychiatrists thought it was madness, the Surgeons decided to wash
> >their hands of the whole thing, and the Radiologists could see right
> >through it!
> >The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, but the Plastic
> >Surgeon said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
> >The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the
> >scheme wouldn't hold water.
> >The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a Gas, and the
> >Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
> >And in the End, the Proctologists left the decision up to some asshole who
> >didn't give a crap.