Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the little
baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the
parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby.
Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise
crack to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with
Little Johnny before going to the neighbors.
He said,"Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want
you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really
going to spank your butt when we get back home."
I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny.
At the neighbors's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and
touched the baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said,
"Oh, what a beautiful little ba by!"
The mother, who had braced herself for Johnny's comment, was
pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny."
He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little
Why, just look at his pretty little eyes! Did his doctor say he can
The mother a bit bewildered, hesitantly replies "Why, yes... his
doctor said he has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a good thing, cause he'd be f**ked if he
needed to wear glasses"