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FOARTE URGENT SI IMPORTANT RECALL

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  • virginiabrasov
    Important Recall Regardless of make or year, all units known as human beings are being recalled by the Manufacturer. This is due to a malfunction in the
    Message 1 of 1 , Jan 4, 2010
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      Important Recall
       Regardless of make or year, all units known as "human beings" are being
      recalled by the Manufacturer. This is due to a malfunction in the
      original prototype units code named "Adam" and "Eve" resulting in the
      reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.


      This defect is technically termed, "Serious Internal Non-morality," but
      more commonly known as
      "SIN."

      Some of the symptoms of the SIN defect:
           Loss of direction
           Lack of peace and joy
           Depression
           Foul vocal emissions
           Selfishness
           Ingratitude
           Fearfulness
           Rebellion
           Jealousy

      The Manufacturer is providing factory authorized repair service free of
      charge to correct the
      SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus Christ,
      has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering
      cost of these repairs. To repeat, there is no fee required.

      The number to call for repair in all areas is:
      P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once
      connected please upload the burden of
      SIN through the
      REPENTANCE
      procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Christ,
      into the heart component of the human unit
      .
      No matter how big or small
      the SIN defect is, Christ will replace it with:
           Love,
           Joy
           Peace
           Kindness
           Goodness
           Faithfulness
           Gentleness
           Patience
           Self-control


      Please see the operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further details on the
      use of these fixes. As an added upgrade, the Manufacturer has made
      available to all repaired units a facility enabling direct monitoring

      and assistance from the resident Maintenance Technician, the Holy
      Ghost.
      Repaired units need only make Him welcome and He will take up
      residence on the premises.

      WARNING: Continuing to operate a human being unit without corrections
      voids the Manufacturer's warranty, exposing the unit to dangers and
      problems too numerous to list, and will ultimately result in the human
      unit being incinerated
      .

      Thank you for your attention. Please assist by notifying others of this
      important recall notice.

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