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Fwd: Time to Take Down the Bird Feeder

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  • HCcatman@aol.com
    ____________________________________ From: twysong28@aol.com To: LydiaNanney@aol.com, kathybatson@att.net, hopenj@hotmail.com, HCCatman@aol.com,
    Message 1 of 1 , Dec 5, 2010

      From: twysong28@...
      To: LydiaNanney@..., kathybatson@..., hopenj@..., HCCatman@..., AUtigr78@...
      Sent: 12/3/2010 5:18:43 P.M. Central Standard Time
      Subj: Fwd: Time to Take Down the Bird Feeder

      -----Original Message-----
      From: James and Ann <jaspears@...>
      To: Bill & Jan Spears <georgejan8778@...>; Bill Travis <billtravis@...>; Thelma <twysong28@...>; Joan Caswell <joaneelu@...>
      Sent: Fri, Dec 3, 2010 10:02 am
      Subject: FW: Fwd: Time to Take Down the Bird Feeder

      -James and Ann Spearsjaspears@...
      This is the best analogy yet!

      Leave it to Maxine to come up with a solution
      For the economic mess that  America  is now in.

      I bought a bird feeder. I hung
      It on my back porch and filled
      It with seed. What a beauty of
      A bird feeder it was, as I filled it

      lovingly with seed. Within a
      Week we had hundreds of birds
      Taking advantage of the
      Continuous flow of free and
      Easily accessible food.

      But then the birds started
      Building nests in the boards
      Of the patio, above the table,
      And next to the barbecue.

      Then came the poop. It was
      Everywhere: on the patio tile,
      The chairs, the table ..

      Then some of the birds
      Turned mean. They would
      Dive bomb me and try to
      Peck me even though I had
      Fed them out of my own

      And other birds were
      Boisterous and loud. They
      Sat on the feeder and
      Squawked and screamed at
      All hours of the day and night
      And demanded that I fill it
      When it got low on food.

      After a while, I couldn't even
      Sit on my own back porch
      Anymore.  So I took down the
      Bird feeder and in three days
      The birds were gone. I cleaned
      Up their mess and took down
      The many nests they had built
      All over the patio.

      Soon, the back yard was like
      It used to be ..... Quiet, serene....
      And no one demanding their
      Rights to a free meal..

      Now let's see.
      Our government gives out
      Free food, subsidized housing,
      Free medical care and free
      Education, and allows anyone
      Born here to be an automatic

      Then the illegals came by the
      Tens of thousands.  Suddenly
      Our taxes went up to pay for
      Free services; small apartments
      Are housing 5 families; you
      Have to wait 6 hours to be seen
      By an emergency room doctor;
      Your child's second grade class is
      Behind other schools because
      Over half the class doesn't speak

      Corn Flakes now come in a
      Bilingual box; I have to
      'press one ' to hear my bank
      Talk to me in English, and
      People waving flags other
      Than 'The Maple Leaf'  are
      Squawking and screaming
      In the streets, demanding
      More rights and free liberties.

      Just my opinion, but maybe
      it's time for the government
      To take down the bird feeder.

      If you agree, pass it on; if not,
      Just continue cleaning up the poop

      Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in  harmony.

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