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    kayaknya yang bikin posting ini pertama kali adalah penggemar 1984-nya george orwell ... Send instant messages to your online friends
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      kayaknya yang bikin posting ini pertama kali adalah
      penggemar 1984-nya george orwell
      --- Luthfi Widagdo Eddyono <luthfi_we@...>
      wrote:

      > The European Commission has just announced an
      > agreement whereby English
      > will be the official language of the European Union
      > rather than German,
      > which was the other possibility.
      >
      > As part of the negotiations, the British Government
      > conceded that
      > English spelling had some room for improvement and
      > has
      > accepted a 5-
      > year phase-in plan that would become known as
      > "Euro-English".
      >
      > In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".
      > Sertainly, this will
      > make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c"
      > will be dropped in
      > favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and
      > keyboards kanhave one
      > less letter.
      >
      > There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the
      > second
      > year when the
      > troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This
      > will
      > make words like
      > fotograf 20% shorter.
      >
      > In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new
      > spelling
      > kanbe expekted to
      > reach the stage where more komplikated changes are
      > possible. Governments
      > will enkourage the removal of double letters which
      > have always ben a
      > deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that
      > the horibl mes of
      > the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it
      > should go away.
      >
      > By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such
      > as
      > replasing "th"
      > with "z" and "w" with "v".
      >
      > During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd
      > from
      > vords kontaining
      > "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil
      > sensibl
      > riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis
      > and
      > evrivun vil find it ezi tu
      > understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil
      > finali kum tru.
      >
      > Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German
      > like zey vunted in ze
      > forst plas.
      >
      > If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
      >
      >
      > cheers,
      >
      >
      >
      > -- Luthfi Widagdo Eddyono --
      >
      >
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