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  • Luthfi Widagdo Eddyono
    The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the
    Message 1 of 2 , Oct 3, 2005
      The European Commission has just announced an
      agreement whereby English
      will be the official language of the European Union
      rather than German,
      which was the other possibility.

      As part of the negotiations, the British Government
      conceded that
      English spelling had some room for improvement and has
      accepted a 5-
      year phase-in plan that would become known as
      "Euro-English".

      In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".
      Sertainly, this will
      make the sivil servants jump with joy.  The hard "c"
      will be dropped in
      favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and
      keyboards kanhave one
      less letter.

      There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the second
      year when the
      troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will
      make words like
      fotograf 20% shorter.

      In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling
      kanbe expekted to
      reach the stage where more komplikated changes are
      possible. Governments
      will enkourage the removal of double letters which
      have always ben a
      deterent to akurate speling.  Also, al wil agre that
      the horibl mes of
      the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it
      should go away.

      By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
      replasing "th"
      with "z" and "w" with "v".

      During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from
      vords kontaining
      "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl
      riten styl.  Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and
      evrivun vil find it ezi tu
      understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil
      finali kum tru.

      Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German
      like zey vunted in ze
      forst plas.

      If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.


      cheers,



      -- Luthfi Widagdo Eddyono --

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      kayaknya yang bikin posting ini pertama kali adalah penggemar 1984-nya george orwell ... Send instant messages to your online friends
      Message 2 of 2 , Oct 7, 2005
        kayaknya yang bikin posting ini pertama kali adalah
        penggemar 1984-nya george orwell
        --- Luthfi Widagdo Eddyono <luthfi_we@...>
        wrote:

        > The European Commission has just announced an
        > agreement whereby English
        > will be the official language of the European Union
        > rather than German,
        > which was the other possibility.
        >
        > As part of the negotiations, the British Government
        > conceded that
        > English spelling had some room for improvement and
        > has
        > accepted a 5-
        > year phase-in plan that would become known as
        > "Euro-English".
        >
        > In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".
        > Sertainly, this will
        > make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c"
        > will be dropped in
        > favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and
        > keyboards kanhave one
        > less letter.
        >
        > There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the
        > second
        > year when the
        > troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This
        > will
        > make words like
        > fotograf 20% shorter.
        >
        > In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new
        > spelling
        > kanbe expekted to
        > reach the stage where more komplikated changes are
        > possible. Governments
        > will enkourage the removal of double letters which
        > have always ben a
        > deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that
        > the horibl mes of
        > the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it
        > should go away.
        >
        > By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such
        > as
        > replasing "th"
        > with "z" and "w" with "v".
        >
        > During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd
        > from
        > vords kontaining
        > "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil
        > sensibl
        > riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis
        > and
        > evrivun vil find it ezi tu
        > understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil
        > finali kum tru.
        >
        > Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German
        > like zey vunted in ze
        > forst plas.
        >
        > If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
        >
        >
        > cheers,
        >
        >
        >
        > -- Luthfi Widagdo Eddyono --
        >
        >
        > Send instant messages to your online friends
        > http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com

        Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com
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