The Best Doctor
An Israeli doctor says: 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor says: 'That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'
A Russian doctor says: 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'
The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says: 'You guys are way behind, we had took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work.'
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