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Your boss may be an alien!

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  • Royce Holleman
    Subject: Your boss may be an alien! From: doug@spdcc.COM (Doug Mackensie) Organization: Doug s Den BBS/Boston MA Keywords: rec.humor, chuckle YOUR CO-WORKER
    Message 1 of 1 , Dec 23, 2007
      Subject: Your boss may be an alien!
      From: doug@... (Doug Mackensie)
      Organization: Doug's Den BBS/Boston MA
      Keywords: rec.humor, chuckle

      how you can tell (by Michael Cassels of the "National

      Many Americans work side by side with space aliens who look
      human - but you can spot these visitors by looking for
      certain tip-offs, say experts.

      They listed 10 signs to watch for:

      1. Odd or mismatched clothes. "Often space aliens don't
      fully understand the different styles, so they wear
      combinations that are in bad taste, such as checked pants
      with a striped shirt or a tuxedo jacket with blue jeans or
      sneakers," noted Brad Steiger, a renowned UFO investigator
      and author.

      2. Strange diet or unusual eating habits. Space aliens
      might eat French fires with a spoon or gobble down large
      amounts of pills, the experts say.

      3. Bizarre sense of humor. Space aliens who don't
      understand earthly humor may laugh during a serious company
      training film or tell jokes that no one understands, said

      4. Takes frequent sick days. A space alien might need extra
      time off to "rejuvenate its energy," said Dr. Thomas Easton,
      a theoretical biologist and futurist.

      5. Keeps a written or tape recorded diary. "Aliens are
      constantly gathering information." said Steiger.

      6. Misuses everyday items. "A space alien may use
      correction fluid to paint its nails," said Steiger.

      7. Constant questioning about customs of co-workers. Space
      aliens who are trying to learn about earth culture might ask
      questions that seem stupid, Easton said.

      "For example, a co-worker may ask why so many Americans
      picnic on the Fourth of July," noted Steiger.

      8. Secretive about personal life-style and home. "An alien
      won't discuss domestic details or talk about what it does at
      night or on weekends," said Steiger.

      9. Frequently talks to himself. "An alien may not be used
      to speaking as we do, so an alien may practice speaking,"
      Steiger noted.

      10. Displays a change of mood or physical reaction when near
      certain high-tech hardware. "An alien may experience a mood
      change when a microwave oven is turned on," said Steiger. The
      experts pointed out that a co-worker would have to display
      most if not all of these traits before you can positively
      identify him as a space alien.

      -- Doug Mackensie doug@...

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