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  • FrenchIndian@webtv.net
    Here s a story to put a smile on your face have a good day all~~~~ Jeanne The Dead Rabbit  ... perhaps the other way around! ... right ... it. ... down ...
    Message 1 of 1 , Jan 23, 2003
      Here's a story to put a smile on your face
      have a good day all~~~~>Jeanne

      The Dead Rabbit 
      > Forgive me for sending this, it will make you groan and then laugh, or
      perhaps the other way around!
      > A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out
      > across the middle of the road.
      >
      > He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps
      right
      > in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal
      > lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
      >
      > Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.
      >
      > The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
      >
      > A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying n
      > the side of the road and pulls over.
      >
      > She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong? "I feel
      > terrible, "he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed
      it."
      >
      > The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a
      > spray can.
      >
      > She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down and sprays the
      > contents onto the rabbit.
      >
      > The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off
      down
      > the road.
      >
      > Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops
      > down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
      > turns and waves and repeats this again and again and again, until he
      hops
      > off out of sight.
      >
      > The man is astonished.
      >
      > He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did
      > you spray on that rabbit?"
      >
      > The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
      >
      > It says..... (Are you ready for this?)
      >
      >
      >
      > Are you sure?
      >
      >
      >
      > This is bad!
      >
      >
      >
      > You know you could just click off and not read the punch line.
      >
      >
      >
      > You know you're gonna be sorry.
      >
      >
      >
      > Last chance.
      >
      >
      >
      > OK, here it is.!
      >
      >
      >
      > It says, Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave.
      >
       
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