Loading ...
Sorry, an error occurred while loading the content.

Lawyers...

Expand Messages
  • Echo
    Message 1 of 1 , Aug 1, 2005
    • 0 Attachment
      >>>Lawyers...
      >>> >
      >>> > This is pretty good!
      >>> >
      >>> > Why Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if
      >>> > they aren't
      >>> > > prepared for the answer:
      >>> > >
      >>> > >
      >>> > >
      >>> > > In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting
      >>> > attorney called his first
      >>> > > witness to the stand ... a grandmotherly, elderly
      >>> > woman. He approached
      >>> > > her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
      >>> > >
      >>> > > She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr.
      >>> > Williams. I've known you
      >>> > > since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've
      >>> > been a big
      >>> > > disappointment to me.
      >>> > >
      >>> > > You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate
      >>> > people and talk about
      >>> > > them behind their backs. You think you're a big
      >>> > shot when you haven't
      >>> > > the brains to realize you never will amount to
      >>> > anything more than a
      >>> > > two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
      >>> > >
      >>> > > The Lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to
      >>> > do, he pointed across
      >>> > > the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones. do you know the
      >>> > defense attorney?"
      >>> > >
      >>> > > She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr.
      >>> > Bradley since he was a
      >>> > > youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a
      >>> > drinking problem. He
      >>> > > can't build a normal relationship with anyone and
      >>> > his law practice is
      >>> > > one of the worst in the entire state. Not to
      >>> > mention he cheated on his
      >>> > > wife with three different women, one of them was
      >>> > your wife. Yes, I
      >>> > > know him."
      >>> > >
      >>> > > The defense attorney almost died.
      >>> > >
      >>> > > The judge asked both counselors to approach the
      >>> > bench, and in a very
      >>> > > quiet voice, said, "If either of you bastards asks
      >>> > her if she knows me,
      >>> > > I'll throw your sorry asses in jail for contempt."
      >
      >
      >
    Your message has been successfully submitted and would be delivered to recipients shortly.