- One day a cleric noticed a bill-board advertisement, near where the Mulla’s residence was at the time, displaying a man and a woman in a compromising pose and in various stages of undress. Promptly, he walked to the Mulla's house and began shouting at him for having taken no action to prevent such an indecency in his neighbourhood. Without a word, the Mulla grabbed a scalpel and made for the cleric's head. "Have you gone mad, and not just lazy?" Asked the cleric in a panic. "This is the proper treatment for ruptured appendicitis. The fact that it is in your head makes ...." was all he could say before the cleric took to his heals.