- "Nasrudin, you are a man without honor!!!" yelled his wife hysterically,
"the bathroom window has been broken for the past two weeks, I cannot even
take a shower because I am worried someone might see me, when the hell are
you going to fix it??? have you NO shame??? have you NO
dignity??? aren't you even concerned that the neighbours will see me naked???"
"Oh don't worry my love," said Nasrudin cheerfully, "if the neighbours see
you naked, I am positive they will come fix the window themselves!!!"