look at yourself..
- a well dressed man watches with obvious disgust a drunk in an opposite seat
on a bus. all of a sudden the drunk retches and pukes all over him. "eeech!"
screams the soiled gentleman jumping up, "you disgusting, dirty animal!"
"mme? i am disgu-gu-gusting? i am d-d-dirty?" stammers the drunk opening one
eye and giving him a scrutinizing look, "d-d-did you see how you look?"