Re: [Nasrudin] "My friend is dead! What can I do?" (the funniest joke?)
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From: "Lobster" <edjason@...>
Sent: Thursday, September 26, 2002 8:25 AM
Subject: [Nasrudin] "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
> Nasrudin is invited to go hunting.
> His new hunter friend teaches him
> many new skills; how to track,
> how to deal with wounded animals
> and so on.
> Suddenly the hunter falls to the ground.
> He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes
> are rolled back in his head.
> Nasrudin uses a mobile phone and
> calls the emergency services.
> He gasps to the operator,
> "We are out hunting in the woods
> and my friend is dead! What can I do?"
> The operator, in a calm soothing voice says,
> "Just take it easy. First, let's make sure he's dead."
> There's silence - then a shot is heard.
> Nasrudin comes back on the line and says,
> "OK, now what?"
:) i just read in a local paper that yesterday this joke was voted "the
funnest joke in the world" in some british psychology profesor's research
that included more then two million voters....
two psychologists meet and greet each other: "you are fine. how am i?"