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ND Highlights Wednesday, February 18, 2004

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  • Michael A. Read
    Archived issues of the NDHighlights are available online: http://nonduality.com/hlhome.htm Nondual Highlights Issue #1712 Tuesday, February 18, 2004 Editor:
    Message 1 of 1 , Feb 21, 2004

      Nondual Highlights Issue #1712 Tuesday, February 18, 2004 Editor: michael


      Skepticism Irreverance Humor and Kindness and



      As I've Matured...

      I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

      I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

      I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jack asses.

      I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

      I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

      I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

      I've learned that it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.

      I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.

      I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.

      I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

      I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

      I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

      I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

      I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.

      I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.                      

      I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent.

      Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me, they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe something good will happen.

      If not...tough.

      As Always ... Keep grinning ... it makes people wonder what you are up to...............

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      Over the years I've studied with a number of gurus. Too many probably. Indian gurus, American gurus, self-proclaimed gurus and gurus who didn't consider themselves gurus at all. I learned from all of them. What I learned is still unfolding years after moving on to other things. I suspect it's supposed to be like that. A good guru winds you up and it takes years to unfold what was wound. There are times I think I got it and then find I did and a lot more I didn't know I got. It only became clear much later. Sometimes decades later. Who knew? I've studied with gurus I never met in the flesh. That one still perplexes me from time to time but the results don't lie. This is a strange journey.

      The other day I came across something the Dalai Lama said/wrote: Not only can I not recall my experiences in my previous lives, sometimes I can't even remember what I did yesterday. I love that. Humility, I've come to believe, is one of the true signs of a true teacher. One must be sincere to be truly humble. False humility is ugly. True humility is beautiful, to me. There's a freshness about it. There's a difference between being childlike and childish. True humility is childlike. Open, sincere, fresh all the time. What the Dalai Lama said smacks of true humility. I can't tell you how many people I've met imagined themselves to be spiritual teachers. Seems over the past thirty years they've become a dime a dozen. They claim to know everything. It's strange to me because the longer I live and the further I travel on this path the more aware I become how much I don't know. I mean really don't know. I don't even have a clue. I'm clueless! But I'm satisfied with not knowing because knowing comes from not knowing.

      Life is a process not a destination. I commented that somewhere today. I learned that somewhere, from someone. I no longer know from whom or when. I am grateful to all my teachers and gurus. I love them all. I'm pretty sure they're pleased I love them. It is, after all, what one must do when one really gets it.


      more at: http://jamesworld.typepad.com/files/2003/07/gurus.html

      meaning of life cartoon


      Everybody Say OMMMM

      By Sleela Salahuddin

      Well, I'm like reading this really awesome book, Hare's Zen and the Art of Fingernail Painting, and this guy comes to the door. He is all, knocking, you know. So, I'm like, "Chill, there's a doorbell, just PRESS it, alright?" So he's just standing there with this paper in his hand and, I don't know, asking, "Are you Sunflower, totally fine babe, Smith?" And I'm like, "Yeah." And he, like, gives me this paper that says, "Sunflower promises to dumbly obey this guy someday." So I like sign the paper and give it to him and he leaves. Just like that. And then I'm sort of sad. And then I look at my book and I'm all happy again. It is such an awesome book. I'm reading the chapter, "101 Good Guru Goodies." Reading is so awesome. Paper is like, I don't know, textured. May be I need a guru.

      the rest of the story at: http://www.dartmouth.edu/~write/2000/spring/fiction/ommmm.shtml


      For those Dharma The Cat Fans

      > Generally, when people study teachings and follow someone such as

      > Nisargadatta it because they see something in the
      teacher they
      > want. I would like to know what if anything anyone sees
      > Nisargadatta they want for themselves?

      hi patricia,

      this idea occurred to me as well. in the past, when i observed some
      devotees and their gurus, i tried to make a connection. for example,
      goofy type of people, do they choose a goofy guru? or are they
      really choosing? when nisargadatta appeared as ramesh's guru, what
      did ramesh see in maharaj? wayne liqourman's guru is ramesh but as
      far as i know, wayne does not feel that way about nisargadatta. so
      the pattern does not always fit.

      another example: it's tempting to say that since francis lucille used
      to be a french scientist, his fans are scientific types who're into
      dry version of advaita...but this is not always true either.

      do we idealize certain qualities and look for those attributes in a
      guru and in our beloved. is that also how we fall in love? those
      idealized qualities may not even be our own ideals...but what's been
      worked out in the evolutionary program. i don't really know how it
      works. it's a mystery to me.

      when i read a few chapters from "i am that," something interesting
      happened and maharaj's words kept repeating themselves in my mind and
      love was born in my heart for maharaj. is maharaj my guru? i have no
      idea. am i following maharaj's teachings? i don't even know if
      maharaj has any teachings to follow other than his consciosness (or
      rather identity) shifting sayings...that point to consciousness...so
      even the word guru does not always fit the pattern.

      there may be some truth to your question. perhaps gurus give us
      certainty and conviction about ultimate reality...the certainty that
      we desire? it's sort of hard to imagine a fumbling woody allen type
      of a guru, who's not sure about anything.


      For Swami Beyondanda fans: http://www.wakeuplaughing.com/index.shtml

      Swami’s State of the Universe for 2004 “Wake Up, America!” Wake Up Laughing, and Wake Up Loving

      Greetings, and happy new year! And even though it’s a brand new year, you know what? It’s still now. A later now, but still now. Last year I predicted the book “The Power of Now” would be the next big thing -- and it was. And with more and more people learning to be in the now, I will make an even more radical prediction: Living in the now will be the wave of the future, until time itself becomes a thing of the past.

      How’s the Universe? Just Fine,Thanks.....(Click Here to Read More)

      For the skeptic in us all: http://www.skepdic.com/contents.html

      From abracadabra to zombies - a skeptics view of things metaphysical.

      Tha' tha' that's all folks!

      but remember, it's nicer to be nice than not nice

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