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  • on4kj
    ... From: ON4OC Sent: Monday, October 06, 2003 8:30 PM Subject: Fwd van de IPN (Informal PROBUS Network Subject: FW: Abbreviations What they Really Mean... *
    Message 1 of 1 , Oct 6, 2003
      ----- Original Message -----
      From: ON4OC
      Sent: Monday, October 06, 2003 8:30 PM
      Subject: Fwd van de IPN (Informal PROBUS Network


      Subject: FW: Abbreviations

      What they Really Mean...


      * WWW = World Wide Wait

      * ISDN = It Still Does Nothing

      * SCSI = System Can't See It

      * DOS = Defective Operating System

      * IBM = I Blame Microsoft

      * PENTIUM = Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding Of Mathematics

      * BASIC = Bill's Attempt to Sieze Industry Control

      * APPLE = Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

      * CD-ROM = Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete Monthly

      * COBOL = Completely Obsolete Business-Orientated Language

      * AMIGA = A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

      * MIPS = Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed

      * WINDOWS = Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

      * MACINTOSH = Most Applications Crash If Not The Operating System Hangs

      * MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teens

      * PCMCIA = People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms


      Barry Read
      Mt Ommaney
      Queensland
      Australia
      IPN A1


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