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    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED
    Message 1 of 1 , Jan 6, 2002
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      HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
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      She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

      She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
      (Well it's about time someone stood up and spoke out!)

      She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
      (Any relation to Accidentally Horizontal?)
       
      She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.
       
      She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
       
      She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
       
      She does not GET YOU EXCITED -She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT.

      She is not KINKY - She is a CREATIVE CARETAKER.
       
      She does not have a KILLER BODY - She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE.
       
      She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
       
      She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
       
      She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
      (I like this one!)
       
      She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
       
      She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
      (Echolalia in the terms of a disorder or symptom found in conjunction with autism?)

      She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED. 
      (Even better...)
       
      She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
      (Sounds like a Rooster attack or something odd like that)
       
      She is not a TWO BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER. 
      (Works with the Sally Ann's?)
       

      HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
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      He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. 
      (Hey...Einstein forget your major theories...this one took a lifetime to figure out and build!)

      He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
       
      He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
      (So did Moses - How many centuries has this happening?)
       
      He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
       
      He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS. 
      (Does this have anything to do with Rape statutes?)
       
      He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

      He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.

      He is not a SEX MACHINE - He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED.
      (Refer to the psychology of the TYPE of drink you prefer)
       
      He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
      (Did you know PIGS have orgasms that last for 30 minutes? Interesting...)
       
      He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED
      (Who isn't?!)

      He does not UNDRESS YOU WITH HIS EYES - He has an INTROSPECTIVE GRAPHIC MOMENT.

       
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