PC discussion of Womyn & Men
- HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.(Well it's about time someone stood up and spoke out!)
She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.(Any relation to Accidentally Horizontal?)
She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.
She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
She does not GET YOU EXCITED -She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT.
She is not KINKY - She is a CREATIVE CARETAKER.
She does not have a KILLER BODY - She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE.
She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.(I like this one!)
She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.(Echolalia in the terms of a disorder or symptom found in conjunction with autism?)
She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.(Even better...)
She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
(Sounds like a Rooster attack or something odd like that)
She is not a TWO BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.(Works with the Sally Ann's?)
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.(Hey...Einstein forget your major theories...this one took a lifetime to figure out and build!)
He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.(So did Moses - How many centuries has this happening?)
He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.(Does this have anything to do with Rape statutes?)
He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
He is not a SEX MACHINE - He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED.(Refer to the psychology of the TYPE of drink you prefer)
He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.(Did you know PIGS have orgasms that last for 30 minutes? Interesting...)
He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED(Who isn't?!)
He does not UNDRESS YOU WITH HIS EYES - He has an INTROSPECTIVE GRAPHIC MOMENT.