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    ooooooooooookay LOL I m pisces.... SEX-SCOPES (ADULTS ONLY) What the signs are like in BED! ... AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of
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      SEX-SCOPES
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      What the signs are like in BED!
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      AQUARIUS

      Jan 21 - Feb 19
      Ruling Planet: URANUS.
      The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns. Aquarians make much
      better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some
      bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks
      aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship, it's the mind and spirit
      of a lover that turns Aquarius on.

      They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive
      of all the signs. Mental stimulation is more important to them than
      physical, which means that pornography gets them hot!

      Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They
      are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around
      holds little interest for them.
      FAVE POSITION
      Mutual masturbation.

      BEST SEX TOY
      A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have
      some fun with this.

      AQUARIUS MALE IN BED
      He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep at it and control
      himself for as long as it takes for YOU to finish! He's up for anything
      too. Role playing, S&M, posing nude in the backyard at 5am he's just
      not into 3somes, swinging or open relationships if YOU are involved.
      He'll do that for fun, but not with the love of his life.

      AQUARIUS FEMALE IN BED
      She's looking for a lover who will be upfront with her, but until she
      finds him, she will make do with whoever is available. LOVE freaks her
      out. She likes keeping her emotions under tight control and may come
      across as cold, but she's just protecting herself.

      THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON AQUARIUS
      Lie down as if you are top and tailing and gently tickle and stroke the
      ankles and the calves. Don't tickle for giggles, but tease. After
      awhile, do the same with your tongue. Lick up, down and all around. Anywhere
      above the foot and below the knee is fair game. Lightly nip the ankle
      of your Aquarian, they may laugh, but it's not laughter from tickles,
      it's a release of tension that will most definitely lead to some action!


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      PISCES

      Feb 20 - March 20
      Ruling Planet: NEPTUNE
      The God in charge of delicious dreams, dangerous deceptions and sexual
      fantasies
      Sexually speaking, Pisces is putty in your hands. Anything you want,
      anything, is only a question away. If you're looking for someone who will
      go the extra mile to discover all your secret moan zones, then Pisces
      is for you!

      When a typical Piscean makes out, it's an act of romance rather than
      pure pleasure. Pisces is the sign of love itself. They are so romantic
      and want satin sheets and candles, poetry and a full moon. Music also
      gets them in the mood.

      One of their least appetizing traits is their ability to become very,
      very jealous. Sometimes they are so scared of losing the fairy-tale
      romance that they ruin the happy ending themselves.

      FAVE POSITION
      Pisces is all about Oral affections!

      BEST SEX TOY
      A copy of the Kama Sutra, since your fish is into almost anything

      PISCES MALE IN BED
      He is romantic and has the reputation of being a womanizer. The
      girlfriend of a Piscean man should keep her eye on the ball as he can be a bit
      flighty.

      But he does make an excellent lover. He's from the old school that sex
      should be an almost out of body experience, and if he's showering his
      attentions on you, you're in for a hell of a good ride!

      PISCES FEMALE IN BED
      She needs romance. It's the very air that she breathes. She needs to be
      held gently and whispered sweet nothings to but when it comes to
      between the sheets action, she's never happy doing the same ol', same ol'
      when she knows there are more exciting options at hand.

      THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON PISCES
      The Pisces Zesty-zone is their feet! If you want to make Pisces your
      Love Slave, start with a warm, scented footbath and soak their feet for
      10 minutes. Then sit in front of them, cross-legged, and rub their feet
      firmly through the water. Use kneading motions that run from their
      ankles to the tips of their toes. After 5 minutes, get a scrub brush and
      clean their tootsies with lots of TLC, dry them off and lightly massage
      peppermint oil all over their feet, paying close attention to between
      their toes. Pisces REALLY gets off on this! Once oiled up, gently kiss
      each toe, one by one. Then let your tongue take over and you're in
      baby!!!


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      ARIES

      March 21-April 20
      Ruling Planet: MARS
      The bonk now/think later God of War, aggression and action!
      Sexually, Aries is an explosion waiting to happen! The excitement is
      often in the chase more than the actual conquest though and while they
      may appear to want to dominate, they do not want a submissive partner.
      Routine brings boredom to sex for Aries, so if you're only comfortable
      with the missionary position, go for another sign, but if you like
      forceful personalities and enjoy pretending you're a human Twistie, then
      you've found paradise with an Aries.

      FAVE POSITION
      Always on top and always in charge

      BEST SEX TOY
      Handcuffs! Like I said, Aries likes to take charge!

      ARIES MALE IN BED
      The Aries male is loud, domineering and 100% stud! He's from the bump n
      grind school of lovemaking so if you're looking for romantic dinners by
      candlelight and long walks on the beach, keep looking! He's the
      original 5-minute man so if you're turned on by ultra-macho grunt-and-groaning
      types, you've just found your ticket to heaven! He's not prone to cheat
      unless you bore him in bed and he likes sex fast and furious baby!

      ARIES FEMALE IN BED
      She views sex as more of a physical act than something from a soppy
      romance novel. If you're a bored exec and want to find out what it's like
      to be treated like a piece of meat, then go for a one night stand with
      an Aries chick. She'll be gone before you wake up and may not remember
      your name the next time you meet. She's got a touch of KINK to her
      personality so don't get freaked out when she talks dirty or puts you over
      her knee for a spanking. She's all woman, but are you man enough to
      handle her?

      THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON ARIES
      If you want to seduce an Aries, running your fingers through their hair
      is an awesome starting point! And licking and nibbling around their
      face or neck will get them going too! Just be careful to keep your saliva
      at bay. Drool is not cool!


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      TAURUS

      April 21 - May 21
      Ruling Planet: VENUS
      The Goddess in charge of love, beauty and sex

      Taureans are ahead of the game when it comes to love coz they are ruled
      by VENUS, the planet of Love! Taurus has all the qualities a lover
      desires, including sensuality, loyalty and faithfulness.When a typical
      Taurus makes love, it's the most physical and natural pleasure in the
      world. They believe the romantic approach to sex almost always pays off so
      they will happily cook dinner, buy flowers, and light candles for
      someone they wanna bang. They don't like to rush things and take everything,
      including sex, slowly.

      FAVE POSITION
      The one Taurus enjoys most is the Missionary. Some may say this is so
      unadventurous, but Taurus is very practical and this is the most
      comfortable.

      BEST SEX TOY
      A battery powered "erotic massager"

      TAURUS MALE IN BED
      The Taurean man needs a woman who will want to stay home to eat and
      make love. He can be stubborn and is known to sulk like a little boy, but
      he LOVES making up!! (Rrrrow!)

      He likes to take things slow and gently and can last for hours, always
      waiting for HER to finish before rolling over to sleep.

      TAURUS FEMALE IN BED
      She is great at back massages and sex in general. She makes an art of
      lovemaking. Just kissing her can bring some men to the big "O". Her
      touch is gentle and tender, it excites and caresses and when in the mood,
      she too can go for hours at a time, days on end.

      THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON TAURUS
      There's nothing Taurus enjoys more than having their neck kissed and
      their earlobes nibbled. Light, feathery caresses up and down the neck
      followed by gentle licks, no biting, will make a female writhe with
      delight and a male stand at attention within seconds.


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      GEMINI

      May 22 - June 21
      Ruling Planet: MERCURY
      The swiftest God in the skies, who also happens to be in charge of
      ultr-extreme raunchy talk.

      Talking about sex is Gemini's favourite hobby and doing it comes a
      close second. Gemini's love flirting and lap up attention from the opposite
      sex, but sometimes that's all they're looking for.

      They need a lot of variety when it comes to sex - dirty weekends away,
      a quickie in a shop doorway,serious groping under the table at a fancy
      restaurant. A lot of Gemini's are bisexual too and can often be drawn
      to those of the same sex.

      FAVE POSITION
      As long as it's different every time, they're not fussy, but if they
      must choose, it's that naughty number right after 68, since they can come
      up for air if they need to.

      BEST SEX TOY
      Any illustrated book about kinky sex, so Gemini can pick up some wild,
      new ideas

      GEMINI MALE IN BED
      He likes to give AND receive and can be quite inventive.He's a lights
      on, in front of the mirror kinda guy and if you make a few subtle noises
      and talk a wee bit dirty, he'll be very happy.

      GEMINI FEMALE IN BED
      She is more interested in IQ than private parts. If she can't respect
      the intellect, then satisfaction is not possible for her. She may sleep
      around forever and never find her true love and she is not the most
      faithful of the signs. She likes sex on the run, in an airplane toilet, in
      the storeroom at work, in the backseat of a car�.

      THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON GEMINI
      Focus on the shoulders, arms and legs of a Gemini and you're headed for
      the good books. They love a good massage and their hands are so
      sensitive that even having their fingernails played with sends shivers up
      their spine!

      Kiss up and down each of your Gemini's arms, sneak in a few licks, nips
      and nibbles. If you get one or two yelps,then you know you're doing
      something right.then, move onto the fingers, slowly kiss, lick, nip and
      nibble each fingertip, then pull out the killer move - suck on each
      finger, slowly, as if it's a lollipop. I'll almost offer a money back
      guarantee on this one working!


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      CANCER

      June 22 - July 23
      Ruling Planet: THE MOON
      Which isn't a planet at all but the satellite responsible for this
      water sign's many mood swings!

      Love and sex go together for Cancer. They need to feel secure in love
      before they can relax in sex and Cancer often feels a little bit guilty
      after doing the deed because they usually associate sex with babies,
      especially the women, who either get pregnant
      at the drop of a hat or take longer than usual.

      All Cancers WANT to be parents!
      Cancers become sexually excited when they feel secure. They are turned
      on by home cooked meals and partners who love kids. In so many ways,
      Cancer is the dream partner!

      FAVE POSITION
      Any position that's comfortable and involves Cancer lying flat on their
      back with all their sensitive areas exposed!

      BEST SEX TOY
      A drink or joint that will relax the overly-cautious crab!

      CANCER MALE IN BED
      He is a sensitive lover and will put his partner's needs before his
      own. He has a tenderness about him that drives women wild!

      If the Cancer guy decides he's in it for the long haul, he'll do
      whatever it takes to keep his lover happy in and out of the bedroom. Oh, and
      he's a BREAST man!!

      CANCER FEMALE IN BED
      She oozes sexiness and is born to mate!! Compliments and kissing will
      win her over, so as you're nibbling on her ear, whisper "you're so
      beautiful" to get her quivering. Perhaps the Vincent (Big Brother) growl
      would work on a Cancer woman?

      THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON CANCER
      Concentrate on the breasts and pecs of Cancer to really get them
      going.Start by kissing and brushing up against them. Licking the Cancer
      female's nipple through her top will excite her, but don't 'dive right in'
      coz you're likely to scare her.

      It's the complete opposite for the Cancer male who will LOVE it if you
      get straight to the point. Squeeze his pecs and bite his bod and you'll
      have him bouncing off the walls in no time!


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      LEO

      July 24 - August 23
      Ruling Planet: THE SUN
      Which isn't a planet at all, but a star, and just like Leo's opinion of
      themselves, it's the centre of our solar system!

      Leos can be very 'into themselves' when they bonk. It's not that they
      don't make their partner feel special, it's just that they often forget
      about them as they secretly high-five themselves for scoring again! Leo
      does actually want more from a partner than just sex though. Leo wants
      love and friendship too. They can be very romantic, but when they get
      into bed, it's not an experience they're about to have, it's a show!

      They like to perform... and they take requests! "Doing it" is the
      ultimate stress buster for Leo and they are pretty damn good at it, but they
      need constant praise for their outstanding performance.

      FAVE POSITION
      Receiving 'oral affections', since Leo is all about getting serviced!

      BEST SEX TOY
      A camera, or a game of Strip Poker will get the cat purring or perhaps
      you can use them both together!

      LEO MALE IN BED
      You are the King of the Jungle and expect to be treated that way! You
      are a good lover because you don't like to fail at anything. You are
      sexy and have an aura of sexiness that is difficult to deny. But, you will
      let anyone adore you, so your partner has to make the effort or you
      will pad off to your next Lioness!!

      LEO FEMALE IN BED
      You are elegant and sexy without even trying. Men love you and women
      want to be you. You like to play cat and mouse with men and command
      respect. In bed, you are a real panther and can scare the pants off most
      men. You adore raw sex, so your partner should go with you and enjoy it.
      You're a once in a lifetime experience!

      THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LEO
      A Leo's 'moan zone' is his or her back. First of all, ask your Leo to
      roll onto his/her tummy. Start with a gentle scratch that runs from the
      top of the ass to the base of the skull. I'm not talking about tender
      tickles or a tantalizing tease - I mean a REAL back scratch, coz if
      there's one thing cats love, it's a scratch!

      After a minute or so, get out the massage oil and spill it into a
      snakey pattern on Leo's back. Then rub all over. Keep doing this until you
      know Leo is ready to roll over. If they start falling asleep, give them
      a gentle prod in a delicate place! Once Leo is ready to roll over,
      don't let them! Leo will be excited by your control. YOU decide when it's
      time to 'flip your feline' over and get into the good stuff!


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      VIRGO

      August 24 - September 23
      Ruling Planet: Mercury
      The God in charge of intellect and speed� but don't worry because Virgo
      likes to take their time in the sack!!

      Virgos have two sides to their personality. The Virgin and the Vixen.
      They may want you to THINK they are all sweet and virginal, but they are
      definitely NOT! However, Virgos are looking for a long term partner,
      not a one night stand or an affair! They tend to seduce with finesse,
      charm and sublety so you may not even realize you're being lured by a
      Virgo!!
      Once Virgo has been in a relationship for awhile, they get engrossed in
      housework and things like that, which can cause a serious dip in
      libido. Do NOT let this happen! They are definitely more of a "can we cuddle
      instead" sign that a 'let's get it on!' one when committed.

      FAVE POSITION
      Almost anything, as long as it involves eye contact!

      BEST SEX TOY
      It's more of a game. Write down five wild sex acts and put them in a
      bowl. Get Virgo to pick one out at random, and then do what you're told!!
      Virgo LOVES spontaneous sexuality!

      VIRGO MALE IN BED
      You can be quite boring at times because you have set views on how a
      woman should be. You don't mean to criticize or offend, but your
      perfectionist ways may drive your lover loopy! You DO have some kinky ideas
      though, but it is difficult to get to the bottom of your passion!
      You are a creature of habit, so if your lover can get you into the
      habit of sleeping with her, who knows what might happen?

      VIRGO FEMALE IN BED
      You are hardworking and careful about your appearance, but you really
      do fantasize about getting down and dirty! You are a secret romantic and
      crave the perfect lover. Since the perfect lover doesn't exist, you'll
      take what you can get! You are quite insecure and need a partner who
      will adore you. You have strong passion beneath that practical exterior
      and are just waiting for someone to unearth it!

      THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON VIRGO
      Virgo's have a VERY sexually sensitive tummy!! If you wanna make them
      putty in your hands, stroke, lick and kiss their stomach!! The area from
      the bellybutton DOWN! Once you have them squirming, you can have
      anything you want!! Just remember to keep one hand on their tummy at all
      times!!


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      LIBRA

      September 24 - October 23
      Ruling Planet: Venus -
      The planet in charge of beauty, love peace, and stirring sensuality

      Libra is one of the sexiest signs in the zodiac, but if Libra can't get
      what they want from one lover, they will opt for two! They are
      notorious for having double standards in that situation too. They'll look you
      in the eye and say "never cheat on me, coz I would never do it to you",
      even when they have a hot night of passion planned with someone else!
      Librans are more turned on 'giving' than 'receiving'. They have a big
      heart and are the least selfish sign of the Zodiac.

      Libras are not very open about their thoughts or fantasies. They'd
      rather say nothing than tell the truth and offend or embarrass you.
      In bed, it takes a while for them to be comfortable enough to tell you
      exactly what they want.

      FAVE POSITION
      As long as they are lying down, they're happy!

      BEST SEX TOY
      K.Y. Jelly. I will say no more!

      LIBRA MALE IN BED
      The Libra man sees sex as an exciting adventure and he'd be very keen
      to do it in kinky places like a restaurant toilet! He likes being a bad
      boy if there's a chance he might get caught. He'll try out any fantasy
      you have, but whether or not you can keep a tight hold on his heart
      remains to be seen. However, he can be a bit of a pushover, and is perfect
      husband material, and he'd prefer his lover to take the lead. He is
      romantic and considerate but may suffer from Premature Ejaculation!

      LIBRA FEMALE IN BED
      The only thing that separates Libra men and women is what's between
      their legs! Libra girl wants a strong man who understands that she needs
      her individuality and freedom. She is turned off by burping, farting,
      and bad breath. Good personal hygiene is crucial if you want to get to
      2nd base.Librans are very good at lying to get their own way. When your
      Libra girl groans in bed, look into her eyes to make sure she's not
      'faking it'.

      THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LIBRA
      Libra's Love Zone is their lower back and butt, so please, squeeze and
      pat your Libra's butt whenever you get a chance. When you're kissing,
      reach under his or her top and stroke the lower part of their back,
      starting in the middle and working your way down to their butt. Take your
      time and be gentle! To really drive your Libra wild? Have you ever heard
      of the term 'Rimming'??? Does it surprise you that a high percentage of
      Libras are gay?


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      SCORPIO

      October 24 - November 22
      Ruling Planet: PLUTO
      The Roman God of the dead, beginnings and endings. Which basically
      means that Scorpios add novel differences to any relationship.

      Scorpios are very possessive. They will tense up if you even LOOK at
      another hottie across the room. But they can be relied on to always be
      there for you if you need them.
      You may never really know what your Scorpio is thinking though, because
      to them, Knowledge is power and they are very good at putting on a
      straight face to cover up any emotion they are feeling. Scorpios love sex.
      The dirtier, the better. Get them excited by revealing your filthiest
      fantasy and offering to act it out.

      FAVE POSITION:
      Anything, as long as it involves dominating your ass.

      BEST SEX TOY:
      Ben Wah Balls for the girls, and a Riding Crop for the boys

      SCORPIO MALE IN BED
      His sexuality is so strong, it will make you dizzy!! If you are lucky
      enough to be with a Scorpio boy, you will always be satisfied!! There's
      a rumour that the Scorpio man is the most skilled in bed. It's as true
      as a black man has a giant wang!!! Most are pretty good!! The only
      thing you don't wanna do is piss him off. Every little thing u do that he
      doesn't like, he will file away in his little mental rolodex. Piss him
      off one too many times, and he will wreak his revenge!!!

      SCORPIO FEMALE IN BED
      She may look like a quiet, shy girl, but in bed she is NOT! She is a
      wildly passionate woman, who is DYNAMO is the bedroom.Just don't piss her
      off either, coz she can more vengeful than a Scorpio man, and she has
      no problem causing a scene! Don't talk about other women, or play hard
      to get, because she will get u back, and it's a game of one-upmanship
      you will never win.

      THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SCORPIO
      Since this is one of the horniest signs, it makes sense that their moan
      zone is between their legs! Then again, their big head (or their mind)
      is just as easy to turn on. Talking dirty and teasing your Scorpio will
      get them ready and randy in a flash!! Without getting too graphic, the
      magic words for today are RUB, RUB, RUB.


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      SAGITTARIUS

      November 23 - December 22
      Ruling Planet: JUPITER
      God of money, luck and good times between the sheets.
      Sagos are playful, laid back and oh-so fun to party with. They are
      wild, and may be the BADDEST party people you ever meet! One thing to be
      wary of is that Sagos like to talk BULLSHIT!

      Don't believe everything they tell you because they are kings at
      'talking it up'. Sagos probably make better friends than lovers, but if you
      happen to score a one-nighter with them, be prepared to do stuff you've
      NEVER done before! Sagos are spontaneous and adventurous and most have
      probably been caught doing it somewhere public.

      When they find the right lover, they will give it 100% as long as the
      commitment is returned.

      FAVE POSITION:
      They are up for anything. Quality AND Quantity.

      BEST SEX TOY:
      Handwrite a sexual fantasy of yours and leave it on their pillow.
      You'll be surprised at what happens next!

      SAGITTARIAN MALE IN BED
      Even if he's fat, balding and middle aged, he can still pull the
      chicks. It's his love and pursuit of happiness that draws the babes to him.
      Think "Austin Powers" baby, yeah! He is a wee bit selfish though, so be
      prepared for an "all about me" attitude in the sack. He LOVES doing it,
      and if you start holding out on him, he's likely to get it somewhere
      else.
      He will either amaze his partner with his sexual expertise or be
      absolute trash in bed!

      SAGITTARIAN FEMALE IN BED
      The Sago woman is a handful! She changes her mind more often than she
      shaves her armpits, is blunt, oversensitive and takes offense at the
      strangest things. She's adventurous in the bedroom and also has no
      problems cheating if her needs are not fulfilled. But can u handle her
      open-minded sexuality?She will hide her emotions from you, but don't make the
      mistake of hiding yours from her. She's looking for someone she can
      trust 100%, but is quite hypocritical since she can be very untrustworthy
      herself.

      THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SAGITTARIUS
      Hips and thighs are extremely sensual for a Sago, so concentrate on
      massaging and stroking that area and the place in between! Don't be afraid
      to ask your Sago if you're doing it right coz they would LOVE to tell
      you! The best way to get them going is to grope their inner thigh in a
      public place!


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      CAPRICORN

      December 23 - January 20
      Ruling Planet: SATURN -
      The God who oversees time, discipline and dedication, which means
      Capricorn can go the distance - with major staying power - in bed and
      beyond!!

      Capricorns are very good at hiding their emotions, so it's often hard
      to tell when they are truly, deeply in love. If you have a load of cash,
      you can almost bet on admiration from a Capricorn because the goat is
      turned on by money.Like I said before, Capricorn has great sexual
      stamina and the ability to go all night if they want to!

      FAVE POSITION:
      Spooning! Goat boys and girls love to take, or be taken from behind.

      BEST SEX TOY:
      An office desk to "bond" on, or an erotic video will loosen up the
      randy goat.

      CAPRICORN MALE IN BED
      Imagination isn't a strong suit for Capricorn so don't expect
      acrobatics in the sack. Sex with him could possibly be as boring as watching
      paint dry and he tends to be a little bit selfish in that area too.BUT you
      can definitely count on him to be faithful if he has committed to you.

      CAPRICORN FEMALE IN BED
      She is strong and confident and likes to run the show! She's a tough
      nut to crack but once inside her shell, she's as sweet as caramel. Her
      fave position may be missionary, but she seeks excitement in new
      locations, so experiment with different venues to keep it interesting.

      THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON CAPRICORN
      Capricorns are the most anal signs of the zodiac, so buttering them up
      will take a bit of effort. Believe it or not, their erotic area is the
      knees! Lightly stroke their legs, paying close attention to the knee
      region. Licking, kissing, and nibbling the area will get them squirming.



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      Those were great! Thanks Wenchie! wench wrote: ooooooooooookay LOL I m pisces.... SEX-SCOPES (ADULTS ONLY) What the signs are like
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        Those were great! Thanks Wenchie!


        wench <twyliteeyes@...> wrote:
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        SEX-SCOPES
        (ADULTS ONLY)

        What the signs are like in BED!
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        AQUARIUS

        Jan 21 - Feb 19
        Ruling Planet: URANUS.
        The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns. Aquarians make much
        better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some
        bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks
        aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship, it's the mind and spirit
        of a lover that turns Aquarius on.

        They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive
        of all the signs. Mental stimulation is more important to them than
        physical, which means that pornography gets them hot!

        Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They
        are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around
        holds little interest for them.
        FAVE POSITION
        Mutual masturbation.

        BEST SEX TOY
        A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have
        some fun with this.

        AQUARIUS MALE IN BED
        He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep at it and control
        himself for as long as it takes for YOU to finish! He's up for anything
        too. Role playing, S&M, posing nude in the backyard at 5am he's just
        not into 3somes, swinging or open relationships if YOU are involved.
        He'll do that for fun, but not with the love of his life.

        AQUARIUS FEMALE IN BED
        She's looking for a lover who will be upfront with her, but until she
        finds him, she will make do with whoever is available. LOVE freaks her
        out. She likes keeping her emotions under tight control and may come
        across as cold, but she's just protecting herself.

        THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON AQUARIUS
        Lie down as if you are top and tailing and gently tickle and stroke the
        ankles and the calves. Don't tickle for giggles, but tease. After
        awhile, do the same with your tongue. Lick up, down and all around. Anywhere
        above the foot and below the knee is fair game. Lightly nip the ankle
        of your Aquarian, they may laugh, but it's not laughter from tickles,
        it's a release of tension that will most definitely lead to some action!


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        PISCES

        Feb 20 - March 20
        Ruling Planet: NEPTUNE
        The God in charge of delicious dreams, dangerous deceptions and sexual
        fantasies
        Sexually speaking, Pisces is putty in your hands. Anything you want,
        anything, is only a question away. If you're looking for someone who will
        go the extra mile to discover all your secret moan zones, then Pisces
        is for you!

        When a typical Piscean makes out, it's an act of romance rather than
        pure pleasure. Pisces is the sign of love itself. They are so romantic
        and want satin sheets and candles, poetry and a full moon. Music also
        gets them in the mood.

        One of their least appetizing traits is their ability to become very,
        very jealous. Sometimes they are so scared of losing the fairy-tale
        romance that they ruin the happy ending themselves.

        FAVE POSITION
        Pisces is all about Oral affections!

        BEST SEX TOY
        A copy of the Kama Sutra, since your fish is into almost anything

        PISCES MALE IN BED
        He is romantic and has the reputation of being a womanizer. The
        girlfriend of a Piscean man should keep her eye on the ball as he can be a bit
        flighty.

        But he does make an excellent lover. He's from the old school that sex
        should be an almost out of body experience, and if he's showering his
        attentions on you, you're in for a hell of a good ride!

        PISCES FEMALE IN BED
        She needs romance. It's the very air that she breathes. She needs to be
        held gently and whispered sweet nothings to but when it comes to
        between the sheets action, she's never happy doing the same ol', same ol'
        when she knows there are more exciting options at hand.

        THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON PISCES
        The Pisces Zesty-zone is their feet! If you want to make Pisces your
        Love Slave, start with a warm, scented footbath and soak their feet for
        10 minutes. Then sit in front of them, cross-legged, and rub their feet
        firmly through the water. Use kneading motions that run from their
        ankles to the tips of their toes. After 5 minutes, get a scrub brush and
        clean their tootsies with lots of TLC, dry them off and lightly massage
        peppermint oil all over their feet, paying close attention to between
        their toes. Pisces REALLY gets off on this! Once oiled up, gently kiss
        each toe, one by one. Then let your tongue take over and you're in
        baby!!!


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        ARIES

        March 21-April 20
        Ruling Planet: MARS
        The bonk now/think later God of War, aggression and action!
        Sexually, Aries is an explosion waiting to happen! The excitement is
        often in the chase more than the actual conquest though and while they
        may appear to want to dominate, they do not want a submissive partner.
        Routine brings boredom to sex for Aries, so if you're only comfortable
        with the missionary position, go for another sign, but if you like
        forceful personalities and enjoy pretending you're a human Twistie, then
        you've found paradise with an Aries.

        FAVE POSITION
        Always on top and always in charge

        BEST SEX TOY
        Handcuffs! Like I said, Aries likes to take charge!

        ARIES MALE IN BED
        The Aries male is loud, domineering and 100% stud! He's from the bump n
        grind school of lovemaking so if you're looking for romantic dinners by
        candlelight and long walks on the beach, keep looking! He's the
        original 5-minute man so if you're turned on by ultra-macho grunt-and-groaning
        types, you've just found your ticket to heaven! He's not prone to cheat
        unless you bore him in bed and he likes sex fast and furious baby!

        ARIES FEMALE IN BED
        She views sex as more of a physical act than something from a soppy
        romance novel. If you're a bored exec and want to find out what it's like
        to be treated like a piece of meat, then go for a one night stand with
        an Aries chick. She'll be gone before you wake up and may not remember
        your name the next time you meet. She's got a touch of KINK to her
        personality so don't get freaked out when she talks dirty or puts you over
        her knee for a spanking. She's all woman, but are you man enough to
        handle her?

        THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON ARIES
        If you want to seduce an Aries, running your fingers through their hair
        is an awesome starting point! And licking and nibbling around their
        face or neck will get them going too! Just be careful to keep your saliva
        at bay. Drool is not cool!


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        TAURUS

        April 21 - May 21
        Ruling Planet: VENUS
        The Goddess in charge of love, beauty and sex

        Taureans are ahead of the game when it comes to love coz they are ruled
        by VENUS, the planet of Love! Taurus has all the qualities a lover
        desires, including sensuality, loyalty and faithfulness.When a typical
        Taurus makes love, it's the most physical and natural pleasure in the
        world. They believe the romantic approach to sex almost always pays off so
        they will happily cook dinner, buy flowers, and light candles for
        someone they wanna bang. They don't like to rush things and take everything,
        including sex, slowly.

        FAVE POSITION
        The one Taurus enjoys most is the Missionary. Some may say this is so
        unadventurous, but Taurus is very practical and this is the most
        comfortable.

        BEST SEX TOY
        A battery powered "erotic massager"

        TAURUS MALE IN BED
        The Taurean man needs a woman who will want to stay home to eat and
        make love. He can be stubborn and is known to sulk like a little boy, but
        he LOVES making up!! (Rrrrow!)

        He likes to take things slow and gently and can last for hours, always
        waiting for HER to finish before rolling over to sleep.

        TAURUS FEMALE IN BED
        She is great at back massages and sex in general. She makes an art of
        lovemaking. Just kissing her can bring some men to the big "O". Her
        touch is gentle and tender, it excites and caresses and when in the mood,
        she too can go for hours at a time, days on end.

        THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON TAURUS
        There's nothing Taurus enjoys more than having their neck kissed and
        their earlobes nibbled. Light, feathery caresses up and down the neck
        followed by gentle licks, no biting, will make a female writhe with
        delight and a male stand at attention within seconds.


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        GEMINI

        May 22 - June 21
        Ruling Planet: MERCURY
        The swiftest God in the skies, who also happens to be in charge of
        ultr-extreme raunchy talk.

        Talking about sex is Gemini's favourite hobby and doing it comes a
        close second. Gemini's love flirting and lap up attention from the opposite
        sex, but sometimes that's all they're looking for.

        They need a lot of variety when it comes to sex - dirty weekends away,
        a quickie in a shop doorway,serious groping under the table at a fancy
        restaurant. A lot of Gemini's are bisexual too and can often be drawn
        to those of the same sex.

        FAVE POSITION
        As long as it's different every time, they're not fussy, but if they
        must choose, it's that naughty number right after 68, since they can come
        up for air if they need to.

        BEST SEX TOY
        Any illustrated book about kinky sex, so Gemini can pick up some wild,
        new ideas

        GEMINI MALE IN BED
        He likes to give AND receive and can be quite inventive.He's a lights
        on, in front of the mirror kinda guy and if you make a few subtle noises
        and talk a wee bit dirty, he'll be very happy.

        GEMINI FEMALE IN BED
        She is more interested in IQ than private parts. If she can't respect
        the intellect, then satisfaction is not possible for her. She may sleep
        around forever and never find her true love and she is not the most
        faithful of the signs. She likes sex on the run, in an airplane toilet, in
        the storeroom at work, in the backseat of a car�.

        THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON GEMINI
        Focus on the shoulders, arms and legs of a Gemini and you're headed for
        the good books. They love a good massage and their hands are so
        sensitive that even having their fingernails played with sends shivers up
        their spine!

        Kiss up and down each of your Gemini's arms, sneak in a few licks, nips
        and nibbles. If you get one or two yelps,then you know you're doing
        something right.then, move onto the fingers, slowly kiss, lick, nip and
        nibble each fingertip, then pull out the killer move - suck on each
        finger, slowly, as if it's a lollipop. I'll almost offer a money back
        guarantee on this one working!


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        CANCER

        June 22 - July 23
        Ruling Planet: THE MOON
        Which isn't a planet at all but the satellite responsible for this
        water sign's many mood swings!

        Love and sex go together for Cancer. They need to feel secure in love
        before they can relax in sex and Cancer often feels a little bit guilty
        after doing the deed because they usually associate sex with babies,
        especially the women, who either get pregnant
        at the drop of a hat or take longer than usual.

        All Cancers WANT to be parents!
        Cancers become sexually excited when they feel secure. They are turned
        on by home cooked meals and partners who love kids. In so many ways,
        Cancer is the dream partner!

        FAVE POSITION
        Any position that's comfortable and involves Cancer lying flat on their
        back with all their sensitive areas exposed!

        BEST SEX TOY
        A drink or joint that will relax the overly-cautious crab!

        CANCER MALE IN BED
        He is a sensitive lover and will put his partner's needs before his
        own. He has a tenderness about him that drives women wild!

        If the Cancer guy decides he's in it for the long haul, he'll do
        whatever it takes to keep his lover happy in and out of the bedroom. Oh, and
        he's a BREAST man!!

        CANCER FEMALE IN BED
        She oozes sexiness and is born to mate!! Compliments and kissing will
        win her over, so as you're nibbling on her ear, whisper "you're so
        beautiful" to get her quivering. Perhaps the Vincent (Big Brother) growl
        would work on a Cancer woman?

        THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON CANCER
        Concentrate on the breasts and pecs of Cancer to really get them
        going.Start by kissing and brushing up against them. Licking the Cancer
        female's nipple through her top will excite her, but don't 'dive right in'
        coz you're likely to scare her.

        It's the complete opposite for the Cancer male who will LOVE it if you
        get straight to the point. Squeeze his pecs and bite his bod and you'll
        have him bouncing off the walls in no time!


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        LEO

        July 24 - August 23
        Ruling Planet: THE SUN
        Which isn't a planet at all, but a star, and just like Leo's opinion of
        themselves, it's the centre of our solar system!

        Leos can be very 'into themselves' when they bonk. It's not that they
        don't make their partner feel special, it's just that they often forget
        about them as they secretly high-five themselves for scoring again! Leo
        does actually want more from a partner than just sex though. Leo wants
        love and friendship too. They can be very romantic, but when they get
        into bed, it's not an experience they're about to have, it's a show!

        They like to perform... and they take requests! "Doing it" is the
        ultimate stress buster for Leo and they are pretty damn good at it, but they
        need constant praise for their outstanding performance.

        FAVE POSITION
        Receiving 'oral affections', since Leo is all about getting serviced!

        BEST SEX TOY
        A camera, or a game of Strip Poker will get the cat purring or perhaps
        you can use them both together!

        LEO MALE IN BED
        You are the King of the Jungle and expect to be treated that way! You
        are a good lover because you don't like to fail at anything. You are
        sexy and have an aura of sexiness that is difficult to deny. But, you will
        let anyone adore you, so your partner has to make the effort or you
        will pad off to your next Lioness!!

        LEO FEMALE IN BED
        You are elegant and sexy without even trying. Men love you and women
        want to be you. You like to play cat and mouse with men and command
        respect. In bed, you are a real panther and can scare the pants off most
        men. You adore raw sex, so your partner should go with you and enjoy it.
        You're a once in a lifetime experience!

        THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LEO
        A Leo's 'moan zone' is his or her back. First of all, ask your Leo to
        roll onto his/her tummy. Start with a gentle scratch that runs from the
        top of the ass to the base of the skull. I'm not talking about tender
        tickles or a tantalizing tease - I mean a REAL back scratch, coz if
        there's one thing cats love, it's a scratch!

        After a minute or so, get out the massage oil and spill it into a
        snakey pattern on Leo's back. Then rub all over. Keep doing this until you
        know Leo is ready to roll over. If they start falling asleep, give them
        a gentle prod in a delicate place! Once Leo is ready to roll over,
        don't let them! Leo will be excited by your control. YOU decide when it's
        time to 'flip your feline' over and get into the good stuff!


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        VIRGO

        August 24 - September 23
        Ruling Planet: Mercury
        The God in charge of intellect and speed� but don't worry because Virgo
        likes to take their time in the sack!!

        Virgos have two sides to their personality. The Virgin and the Vixen.
        They may want you to THINK they are all sweet and virginal, but they are
        definitely NOT! However, Virgos are looking for a long term partner,
        not a one night stand or an affair! They tend to seduce with finesse,
        charm and sublety so you may not even realize you're being lured by a
        Virgo!!
        Once Virgo has been in a relationship for awhile, they get engrossed in
        housework and things like that, which can cause a serious dip in
        libido. Do NOT let this happen! They are definitely more of a "can we cuddle
        instead" sign that a 'let's get it on!' one when committed.

        FAVE POSITION
        Almost anything, as long as it involves eye contact!

        BEST SEX TOY
        It's more of a game. Write down five wild sex acts and put them in a
        bowl. Get Virgo to pick one out at random, and then do what you're told!!
        Virgo LOVES spontaneous sexuality!

        VIRGO MALE IN BED
        You can be quite boring at times because you have set views on how a
        woman should be. You don't mean to criticize or offend, but your
        perfectionist ways may drive your lover loopy! You DO have some kinky ideas
        though, but it is difficult to get to the bottom of your passion!
        You are a creature of habit, so if your lover can get you into the
        habit of sleeping with her, who knows what might happen?

        VIRGO FEMALE IN BED
        You are hardworking and careful about your appearance, but you really
        do fantasize about getting down and dirty! You are a secret romantic and
        crave the perfect lover. Since the perfect lover doesn't exist, you'll
        take what you can get! You are quite insecure and need a partner who
        will adore you. You have strong passion beneath that practical exterior
        and are just waiting for someone to unearth it!

        THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON VIRGO
        Virgo's have a VERY sexually sensitive tummy!! If you wanna make them
        putty in your hands, stroke, lick and kiss their stomach!! The area from
        the bellybutton DOWN! Once you have them squirming, you can have
        anything you want!! Just remember to keep one hand on their tummy at all
        times!!


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        LIBRA

        September 24 - October 23
        Ruling Planet: Venus -
        The planet in charge of beauty, love peace, and stirring sensuality

        Libra is one of the sexiest signs in the zodiac, but if Libra can't get
        what they want from one lover, they will opt for two! They are
        notorious for having double standards in that situation too. They'll look you
        in the eye and say "never cheat on me, coz I would never do it to you",
        even when they have a hot night of passion planned with someone else!
        Librans are more turned on 'giving' than 'receiving'. They have a big
        heart and are the least selfish sign of the Zodiac.

        Libras are not very open about their thoughts or fantasies. They'd
        rather say nothing than tell the truth and offend or embarrass you.
        In bed, it takes a while for them to be comfortable enough to tell you
        exactly what they want.

        FAVE POSITION
        As long as they are lying down, they're happy!

        BEST SEX TOY
        K.Y. Jelly. I will say no more!

        LIBRA MALE IN BED
        The Libra man sees sex as an exciting adventure and he'd be very keen
        to do it in kinky places like a restaurant toilet! He likes being a bad
        boy if there's a chance he might get caught. He'll try out any fantasy
        you have, but whether or not you can keep a tight hold on his heart
        remains to be seen. However, he can be a bit of a pushover, and is perfect
        husband material, and he'd prefer his lover to take the lead. He is
        romantic and considerate but may suffer from Premature Ejaculation!

        LIBRA FEMALE IN BED
        The only thing that separates Libra men and women is what's between
        their legs! Libra girl wants a strong man who understands that she needs
        her individuality and freedom. She is turned off by burping, farting,
        and bad breath. Good personal hygiene is crucial if you want to get to
        2nd base.Librans are very good at lying to get their own way. When your
        Libra girl groans in bed, look into her eyes to make sure she's not
        'faking it'.

        THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LIBRA
        Libra's Love Zone is their lower back and butt, so please, squeeze and
        pat your Libra's butt whenever you get a chance. When you're kissing,
        reach under his or her top and stroke the lower part of their back,
        starting in the middle and working your way down to their butt. Take your
        time and be gentle! To really drive your Libra wild? Have you ever heard
        of the term 'Rimming'??? Does it surprise you that a high percentage of
        Libras are gay?


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        SCORPIO

        October 24 - November 22
        Ruling Planet: PLUTO
        The Roman God of the dead, beginnings and endings. Which basically
        means that Scorpios add novel differences to any relationship.

        Scorpios are very possessive. They will tense up if you even LOOK at
        another hottie across the room. But they can be relied on to always be
        there for you if you need them.
        You may never really know what your Scorpio is thinking though, because
        to them, Knowledge is power and they are very good at putting on a
        straight face to cover up any emotion they are feeling. Scorpios love sex.
        The dirtier, the better. Get them excited by revealing your filthiest
        fantasy and offering to act it out.

        FAVE POSITION:
        Anything, as long as it involves dominating your ass.

        BEST SEX TOY:
        Ben Wah Balls for the girls, and a Riding Crop for the boys

        SCORPIO MALE IN BED
        His sexuality is so strong, it will make you dizzy!! If you are lucky
        enough to be with a Scorpio boy, you will always be satisfied!! There's
        a rumour that the Scorpio man is the most skilled in bed. It's as true
        as a black man has a giant wang!!! Most are pretty good!! The only
        thing you don't wanna do is piss him off. Every little thing u do that he
        doesn't like, he will file away in his little mental rolodex. Piss him
        off one too many times, and he will wreak his revenge!!!

        SCORPIO FEMALE IN BED
        She may look like a quiet, shy girl, but in bed she is NOT! She is a
        wildly passionate woman, who is DYNAMO is the bedroom.Just don't piss her
        off either, coz she can more vengeful than a Scorpio man, and she has
        no problem causing a scene! Don't talk about other women, or play hard
        to get, because she will get u back, and it's a game of one-upmanship
        you will never win.

        THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SCORPIO
        Since this is one of the horniest signs, it makes sense that their moan
        zone is between their legs! Then again, their big head (or their mind)
        is just as easy to turn on. Talking dirty and teasing your Scorpio will
        get them ready and randy in a flash!! Without getting too graphic, the
        magic words for today are RUB, RUB, RUB.


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        SAGITTARIUS

        November 23 - December 22
        Ruling Planet: JUPITER
        God of money, luck and good times between the sheets.
        Sagos are playful, laid back and oh-so fun to party with. They are
        wild, and may be the BADDEST party people you ever meet! One thing to be
        wary of is that Sagos like to talk BULLSHIT!

        Don't believe everything they tell you because they are kings at
        'talking it up'. Sagos probably make better friends than lovers, but if you
        happen to score a one-nighter with them, be prepared to do stuff you've
        NEVER done before! Sagos are spontaneous and adventurous and most have
        probably been caught doing it somewhere public.

        When they find the right lover, they will give it 100% as long as the
        commitment is returned.

        FAVE POSITION:
        They are up for anything. Quality AND Quantity.

        BEST SEX TOY:
        Handwrite a sexual fantasy of yours and leave it on their pillow.
        You'll be surprised at what happens next!

        SAGITTARIAN MALE IN BED
        Even if he's fat, balding and middle aged, he can still pull the
        chicks. It's his love and pursuit of happiness that draws the babes to him.
        Think "Austin Powers" baby, yeah! He is a wee bit selfish though, so be
        prepared for an "all about me" attitude in the sack. He LOVES doing it,
        and if you start holding out on him, he's likely to get it somewhere
        else.
        He will either amaze his partner with his sexual expertise or be
        absolute trash in bed!

        SAGITTARIAN FEMALE IN BED
        The Sago woman is a handful! She changes her mind more often than she
        shaves her armpits, is blunt, oversensitive and takes offense at the
        strangest things. She's adventurous in the bedroom and also has no
        problems cheating if her needs are not fulfilled. But can u handle her
        open-minded sexuality?She will hide her emotions from you, but don't make the
        mistake of hiding yours from her. She's looking for someone she can
        trust 100%, but is quite hypocritical since she can be very untrustworthy
        herself.

        THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SAGITTARIUS
        Hips and thighs are extremely sensual for a Sago, so concentrate on
        massaging and stroking that area and the place in between! Don't be afraid
        to ask your Sago if you're doing it right coz they would LOVE to tell
        you! The best way to get them going is to grope their inner thigh in a
        public place!


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        CAPRICORN

        December 23 - January 20
        Ruling Planet: SATURN -
        The God who oversees time, discipline and dedication, which means
        Capricorn can go the distance - with major staying power - in bed and
        beyond!!

        Capricorns are very good at hiding their emotions, so it's often hard
        to tell when they are truly, deeply in love. If you have a load of cash,
        you can almost bet on admiration from a Capricorn because the goat is
        turned on by money.Like I said before, Capricorn has great sexual
        stamina and the ability to go all night if they want to!

        FAVE POSITION:
        Spooning! Goat boys and girls love to take, or be taken from behind.

        BEST SEX TOY:
        An office desk to "bond" on, or an erotic video will loosen up the
        randy goat.

        CAPRICORN MALE IN BED
        Imagination isn't a strong suit for Capricorn so don't expect
        acrobatics in the sack. Sex with him could possibly be as boring as watching
        paint dry and he tends to be a little bit selfish in that area too.BUT you
        can definitely count on him to be faithful if he has committed to you.

        CAPRICORN FEMALE IN BED
        She is strong and confident and likes to run the show! She's a tough
        nut to crack but once inside her shell, she's as sweet as caramel. Her
        fave position may be missionary, but she seeks excitement in new
        locations, so experiment with different venues to keep it interesting.

        THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON CAPRICORN
        Capricorns are the most anal signs of the zodiac, so buttering them up
        will take a bit of effort. Believe it or not, their erotic area is the
        knees! Lightly stroke their legs, paying close attention to the knee
        region. Licking, kissing, and nibbling the area will get them squirming.



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          Oh Lord!! this is me to a T!!! I m a Taurus and I LOVE my neck nibbled...gggggggrrrrrr! Loyalty and faithfulness!! mmmm mmmmmmm! TAURUS April 21 - May 21
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            TAURUS

            April 21 - May 21
            Ruling Planet: VENUS
            The Goddess in charge of love, beauty and sex

            Taureans are ahead of the game when it comes to love coz they are ruled
            by VENUS, the planet of Love! Taurus has all the qualities a lover
            desires, including sensuality, loyalty and faithfulness.When a typical
            Taurus makes love, it's the most physical and natural pleasure in the
            world. They believe the romantic approach to sex almost always pays off so
            they will happily cook dinner, buy flowers, and light candles for
            someone they wanna bang. They don't like to rush things and take everything,
            including sex, slowly.

            FAVE POSITION
            The one Taurus enjoys most is the Missionary. Some may say this is so
            unadventurous, but Taurus is very practical and this is the most
            comfortable.

            BEST SEX TOY
            A battery powered "erotic massager"

            TAURUS MALE IN BED
            The Taurean man needs a woman who will want to stay home to eat and
            make love. He can be stubborn and is known to sulk like a little boy, but
            he LOVES making up!! (Rrrrow!)

            He likes to take things slow and gently and can last for hours, always
            waiting for HER to finish before rolling over to sleep.

            TAURUS FEMALE IN BED
            She is great at back massages and sex in general. She makes an art of
            lovemaking. Just kissing her can bring some men to the big "O". Her
            touch is gentle and tender, it excites and caresses and when in the mood,
            she too can go for hours at a time, days on end.

            THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON TAURUS
            There's nothing Taurus enjoys more than having their neck kissed and
            their earlobes nibbled. Light, feathery caresses up and down the neck
            followed by gentle licks, no biting, will make a female writhe with
            delight and a male stand at attention within seconds.

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          • angel
            Well...somewhat....I was born on the cusp of Leo/Virgo and most things usually have my birthday (August 23rd) falling on the Virgo side, but this one had it
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              Well...somewhat....I was born on the cusp of Leo/Virgo and most things usually have my birthday (August 23rd) falling on the Virgo side, but this one had it falling on the Leo side....


              wench <twyliteeyes@...> wrote:
              LOL  Youre welcome sweets!   ummmmmmm  now you didnt say... did you agree with yours?

              angel <hotrockr64@...> wrote:
              Those were great! Thanks Wenchie!


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            • Hyena74@aol.com
              im a taurus..may 9th....woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,,lol TAURUS April 21 - May 21 Ruling Planet: VENUS The Goddess in charge of love, beauty and sex
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                im a taurus..may 9th....woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,,lol
                 
                TAURUS

                April 21 - May 21
                Ruling Planet: VENUS
                The Goddess in charge of love, beauty and sex

                Taureans are ahead of the game when it comes to love coz they are ruled
                by VENUS, the planet of Love! Taurus has all the qualities a lover
                desires, including sensuality, loyalty and faithfulness.When a typical
                Taurus makes love, it's the most physical and natural pleasure in the
                world. They believe the romantic approach to sex almost always pays off so
                they will happily cook dinner, buy flowers, and light candles for
                someone they wanna bang. They don't like to rush things and take everything,
                including sex, slowly.
              • two bit
                No fucking way!!!! My birthday is May 9th also!! I was born on mother s day Hyena74@aol.com wrote:im a taurus..may
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                  No fucking way!!!!  My birthday is May 9th also!!  I was born on mother's day

                  Hyena74@... wrote:
                  im a taurus..may 9th....woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,,lol
                   
                  TAURUS

                  April 21 - May 21
                  Ruling Planet: VENUS
                  The Goddess in charge of love, beauty and sex

                  Taureans are ahead of the game when it comes to love coz they are ruled
                  by VENUS, the planet of Love! Taurus has all the qualities a lover
                  desires, including sensuality, loyalty and faithfulness.When a typical
                  Taurus makes love, it's the most physical and natural pleasure in the
                  world. They believe the romantic approach to sex almost always pays off so
                  they will happily cook dinner, buy flowers, and light candles for
                  someone they wanna bang. They don't like to rush things and take everything,
                  including sex, slowly.


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                • Hyena74@aol.com
                  really?,,hehe,,yup,,mothers day here too,,lol may 9th,,thats cool,,never ran into many people with the same birthday as me,,lol No fucking way!!!! My birthday
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                    really?,,hehe,,yup,,mothers day here too,,lol may 9th,,thats cool,,never ran into many people with the same birthday as me,,lol
                     
                     
                     
                     
                    No fucking way!!!!  My birthday is May 9th also!!  I was born on mother's day
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