THE TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR NAMES
shalt name your male children: James, John, Joseph, Josiah, Abel,
(2) Thou shalt name your female children: Elizabeth,
Mary, Martha, Maria,
Sarah, Ida, Virginia, May
(3) Thou shalt leave
NO trace of your female children.
(4) Thou shalt, after naming your
children from the above lists, call them by
strange nicknames such as: Ike,
Eli, Polly, Dolly, Sukey.---making them
difficult to trace.
shalt NOT use any middle names on any legal documents or census
only where necessary, you may use only initials on legal
(6) Thou shalt learn to sign all documents illegibly so
that your surname can
be spelled, or misspelled, in various ways:
Hicks, Hicks, Hix, Hixe, Hucks,
(7) Thou shalt, after no
more then 3 generations, make sure that all family
records are lost,
misplaced, burned in a court house fire, or buried so that
NO future trace
of them can be found.
(8) Thou shalt propagate misleading legends,
rumors, & vague innuendo
regarding your place origination
may have come from : England, Ireland, Scotland, Wales....or Iran.
may have American Indian ancestry of the______tribe......
(C) You may have
descended from one of three brothers that came over
Thou shalt leave NO cemetery records, or headstones with legible
(10) Thou shalt leave NO family Bible with records of birth,
(11) Thou shalt ALWAYS flip thy name around. If
born James Albert, thou must
make all the rest of thy records in the names
of Albert, AJ, JA, AL, Bert,
Bart, or Alfred.
(12) Thou must also
flip thy parent's names when making reference to them,
although "Unknown" or
a blank line is an acceptable alternative.
And my own personal
Thou shalt name at least 5 generations of males, and dozens of
with identical names in order to totally confuse
And don't forget to change you surname all together.
'Now I dare them to