No doubt this Senator enjoyed this FairTaxer's email (over coffee hehe)
- --- In email@example.com, "Howard Johnson"
From: The Liberty Committee [mailto:discoveryintl@...]
Sent: Monday, February 27, 2006 8:46 AM
To: The Liberty Committee
Subject: The income tax
Message sent to the following recipients: Senator Martinez
February 27, 2006
Dear Senator Martinez,
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a
buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee. The
waiter says, "Sure, Chief, coming right up."
He gets the indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the
coffee down in one gulp and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere, then just walks
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand
pulling another buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter
and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
the waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess
from yesterday. What was that all about anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says,, Training for position in United
States Senate. Come in, drink coffee, shoot bull, leave mess for
others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."
Get the picture, Senator? The above story is what most Americans
think you folks in Washington "D"on't "C"are actually do.
Become a co-sponsor of the FairTax or face possible ejection from the
Senate in the next election.
--- End forwarded message ---