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  • shikha.rai28
    Successful Mating Santa and Banta are in the pub. Both are skint and in dire need of some money. All they have is one pig each, and if by luck one is male and
    Message 1 of 1 , Jun 1, 2008
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      Successful Mating

      Santa and Banta are in the pub. Both are skint and in dire need of
      some money. All they have is one pig each, and if by luck one is male
      and the other female. So, after having some beers they hit on a
      marvelous plan to make money By mating the two pigs they will have
      lots of little piggies to sell.

      Next morning Santa gets up, dumps the female pig in a wheelbarrow and
      walks around to Banta's farm. He introduces her to the male pig and
      after much sniffing, serious bonking ensues.

      "How will I know she's pregnant?" enquires Santa.

      "Easily," replies Banta, "When you get up, look at the pig and if
      she's rolling in mud she's pregnant, if she 's eating grass she isn't
      so you will have to come back."

      Next morning Santa dashes to the window and the pig is happily eating
      grass in the field.

      "Damn," he says going downstairs and grabs the pig and puts her in the
      wheelbarrow. He trundles off to the other farm and more bonking ensues.

      This goes on all week with no success. One morning Santa tells the
      wife to look out the window and tell him what the bloody pig is doing.

      "Is she eating grass?" he asks.

      "NO," says the wife.

      "Is she rolling in the mud?"

      "No," says the wife.

      "What the hell she doing then," he cries.

      "She's in the wheelbarrow waiting for you!"
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