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Today's Clean Jokes for Saturday, July 23, 2016

*Saturday, July 23, 2016* *Today's Clean Pun:* *Knitting On the Road* A police officer saw a woman knitting as she was driving. He could not believe his
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
Jul 30, 2016
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Today's Clean Jokes for Wednesday, July 27, 2016

*Wednesday, July 27, 2016* *Today's Clean Pun:* *TWO DAUGHTERS* A fellow and his wife in Houston, Texas, where the people are all patriots, were blessed with
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
Jul 30, 2016
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Today's Jokes for Monday, July 25, 2016

*Monday, July 25, 2016* *Today's Clean Pun:* *THE PET FISH* Jimmy asked his friend Mike, 'Hey, Mike! How's your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
Jul 30, 2016
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Today's Clean Jokes for Thursday, July 21, 2016

*Thursday, July 21, 2016* *Today's Clean Pun:* *Finish What You Start* My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
Jul 30, 2016
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Today's Clean Jokes for Wednesday, July 20, 2016

*Wednesday, July 20, 2016* *Today's Clean Pun:* *The Nod of Approval* A family enters a large store. After browsing for several moments they purchase some
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
Jul 30, 2016
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Today's Clean Jokes for Tuesday, July 19, 2016

*Tuesday, July 19, 2016* *Today's Clean Pun:* *Indy 500* With the emphasis on the environment these days, combined with the cost of fuel, it was only a
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
Jul 30, 2016
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Today's Clean Jokes Sunday, July 17, 2016

*Sunday, July 17, 2016* *Today's Clean Pun: * Three hunters were hunting for deer One spring not a long way from here. They followed some tracks And argued
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
Jul 30, 2016
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Today's Clean Jokes for Saturday, July 16, 2016

*Saturday, July 16, 2016* *Today's Clean Pun:* *THE GRANITE STATUE* Two archeologists, exploring a remote mountain in Tibet came across a huge granite statue
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
Jul 30, 2016
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Today's Clean Jokes for Monday, July 4, 2016

*Monday, July 4, 2016* *Today's Clean Pun: A Duck, a Buck, and a Skunk* Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "I'm
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
Jul 9, 2016
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Today's Clean Jokes for Tuesday, July 5, 2016

*Tuesday, July 5, 2016* *Today's Clean Pun:* A policeman stopped a motorist for driving down a one-way street and asked, "Just where do you think you're
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
Jul 9, 2016
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Today's Clean Jokes for Wednesday, July 6, 2016

*Wednesday, July 6, 2016* *Today's Clean Pun: Hospital Wing* A panel of doctors was asked for their opinions concerning a proposal to build a new wing to
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
Jul 9, 2016
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Today's Clean Jokes for Friday, July 8, 2016

*Friday, July 8, 2016* *Today's Clean Pun: Staying Flexible* I said to the gym instructor, “Can you teach me to do the splits?” She said, “How flexible
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
Jul 9, 2016
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Today's Clean Jokes for Thursday, July 7, 2016

*Thursday, July 7, 2016* *Today's Clean Pun: A German Farmer* A German farmer with relatives in the US promised them some fresh pork sausages made by hand
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
Jul 9, 2016
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Today's Clean Jokes for Thursday, June 30, 2016

*Thursday, June 30, 2016* *Today's Clean Pun:* A Jewish mother was attending the swearing in of her daughter as the first woman president of the United
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
Jul 9, 2016
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Today's Clean Jokes for Sunday, July 3, 2016

*Sunday, July 3, 2016* *Today's Clean Pun:* Coming into my kitchen in the middle of the night, I was amazed to discover my spice and herb jars walking in
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
Jul 9, 2016
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