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  • James
    Dear Father Avatar! This sure brought back memories! But when are you going to post more recipes? Rdr. James Morgan
    Message 1 of 2 , Dec 28, 2012
      Dear Father Avatar!
      This sure brought back memories!
      But when are you going to post more recipes?

      Rdr. James Morgan

      --- In Irenikon@yahoogroups.com, H R Stockert <the.avatar@...> wrote:
      >
      > From the Resurrected Files....................a response to "Desiderata", herein
      > "Deteriorata"...
      >
      >
      > _
      > D E T E R I O R A T A
      > GO PLACIDLY AMID THE NOISE AND WASTE AND REMEMBER WHAT COMFORTthere may be in
      > owning a piece thereof. Avoid quiet & passive persons unless you are in need of
      > sleep. Rotate your tires. Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself &
      > heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys; know what to kiss & when.
      > Consider that two wrongs never make a right but that three do. Whenever
      > possible, put people on hold. Be comforted that in the face of all aridity &
      > disillusionment & despite the changing fortunes of time, there is always a big
      > future in computer maintenance. Remember the Pueblo. Strive at all times to
      > bend, fold, spindle, & mutilate. Know yourself; if you need help, call the FBI.
      > Exercise caution in your daily affairs, especially with those persons closest to
      > you -- that lemon on your left, for instance. Be assured that a walk through the
      > ocean of most souls would scarcely get your feet wet. Fall not in love
      > therefore; it will stick to your face. Gracefully surrender the things of youth,
      > birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan; & let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
      > HIRE PEOPLE WITH HOOKS. For a good time, call 555-4311; ask for Tammy. Take
      > heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting enough cheese;
      > & reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in
      > Milwaukee. You are a fluke of the universe; you have no right to be here, &
      > whether you can hear it or not, the universe is laughing behind your back.
      > Therefore make peace with your God whatever you conceive Him to be - ­Hairy
      > Thunderer or Cosmic Muffin. With all its hopes, dreams, promises, & urban
      > renewal, the world continues to deteriorate. Give up.
      >
      > (c) 1986
      >
      >
      >
      > From the Realized Eschaton
      >
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