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    *Windows Source Code * /* Source Code Windows 2000 */ #include win31.h #include win95.h #include win98.h #include workst~1.h #include evenmore.h
    Message 1 of 1 , Nov 19, 2005
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      Windows Source Code

       /* Source Code Windows 2000 */
       

      #include "win31.h"
      #include "win95.h"
      #include "win98.h"
      #include "workst~1.h"
      #include "evenmore.h"
      #include "oldstuff.h"
      #include "billrulz.h"
      #include "monopoly.h"
      #include "backdoor.h"


      #include INSTALL = HARD
       
      char make_prog_look_big(16000000);
      void main()
      {
        while (!CRASHED)
        {
          display_copyright_message();
          display_bill_rules_message();
          do_nothing_loop();
       
          if (first_time_installation)
            {
               make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
               do_nothing_loop();
               totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
               search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
               make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
               disable_Netscape();
               disable_RealPlayer();
               disable_Lotus_Products();
               hang_system();
            } //if

          write_something(anything);
          display_copyright_message();
          do_nothing_loop();
          do_some_stuff();
       
          if (still_not_crashed)
          {
              display_copyright_message();
              do_nothing_loop();
              basically_run_windows_31();
              do_nothing_loop();
          } // if
        } //while
       
        if (detect_cache())
          disable_cache();
       
        if (fast_cpu())
          {
               set_wait_states(lots);
               set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
               set_mouse(action,jumpy);
               set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
          } //if
       
        /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1");    */
        /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");   */
        /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95");     */
        /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
        /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98");     */
        /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0 "); */

        printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
       
        if (system_ok())
          crash(to_dos_prompt)
        else
          system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);
       
        while(something)
          {
                  sleep(5);
                  get_user_input();
                  sleep(5);
                 act_on_user_input();
                  sleep(5);
         } // while

         create_general_protection_fault();
       
      } // main




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