Watch & Learn (Joke)
- Three PAKISTANIS and three INDIANS are travelling by
train to a Cricket match at the World Cup, while in England. At the
station, the 3 INDIANS buy a ticket each and watch as the three
PAKISTANIS buy just one ticket for them all.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks
one of the INDIANS. "Watch and learn," answers one of the PAKISTANI.
They all board the train. The INDIANS take their
respective seats but all three PAKISTANIS cram into a toilet and
close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train departs, the ticket checker
comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the
toilet door and says," Ticket please." The door opens just a crack
and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The ticket checker
takes it and moves on. The INDIANS see this and agree that it was
quite a clever idea.
So after the game, they decide to copy the pakistani
style on the return trip and save some money. When
they get to the station, they buy one ticket for there on the return
trip. To their astonishment, the
PAKISTANIS don't buy ticket at all !!!
How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says
one perplexed INDIANS. "Watch and learn," answers a PAKISTANI. When
they board the train the three INDIANS cram into one toilet and soon
after the three PAKISTANIS cram into another nearby toilet. The
Shortly afterwards, one of the pakistani leaves the
toilet and walks over to the toilet where the INDIANS are hiding. He
knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges
with a ticket in hand. The PAKISTANI takes the ticket and goes back
into his toilet....lolz