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Watch & Learn (Joke)

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  • Dr.Faraz Alam
    Three PAKISTANIS and three INDIANS are travelling by train to a Cricket match at the World Cup, while in England. At the station, the 3 INDIANS buy a ticket
    Message 1 of 1 , May 26, 2006
      Three PAKISTANIS and three INDIANS are travelling by
      train to a Cricket match at the World Cup, while in England. At the
      station, the 3 INDIANS buy a ticket each and watch as the three
      PAKISTANIS buy just one ticket for them all.

      "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks
      one of the INDIANS. "Watch and learn," answers one of the PAKISTANI.

      They all board the train. The INDIANS take their
      respective seats but all three PAKISTANIS cram into a toilet and
      close the door behind them.

      Shortly after the train departs, the ticket checker
      comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the
      toilet door and says," Ticket please." The door opens just a crack
      and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The ticket checker
      takes it and moves on. The INDIANS see this and agree that it was
      quite a clever idea.

      So after the game, they decide to copy the pakistani
      style on the return trip and save some money. When
      they get to the station, they buy one ticket for there on the return
      trip. To their astonishment, the
      PAKISTANIS don't buy ticket at all !!!

      How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says
      one perplexed INDIANS. "Watch and learn," answers a PAKISTANI. When
      they board the train the three INDIANS cram into one toilet and soon
      after the three PAKISTANIS cram into another nearby toilet. The
      train departs.

      Shortly afterwards, one of the pakistani leaves the
      toilet and walks over to the toilet where the INDIANS are hiding. He
      knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please."

      The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges
      with a ticket in hand. The PAKISTANI takes the ticket and goes back
      into his toilet....lolz
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