Training 06/06/2010 - Let me know if I've missed you (and you actually trained).
- Ladies and gentlemen,
Can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen.
Graham "London Gentleman" Woollford
Andrew "Sexy Panther by Odeon" Murray
Simon "Brian Fantana" Dacosta
Matthew "Brick Tamlin" Lofthouse
Ben "Wes Mantooth" Allum
James "Ron Burgundy" Bone
Tanya "Veronica Corningstone" Bone
Vas "Champ Kind" Stopalopalopalous
John "You are a smelly pirate hooker." Preston
Mike "Knights of Columbus" Currie
Dave "Baxter" Rawlings
Martin "Afternoon Delight" AAC (New)
Nick "You've got a dirty whorish mouth." Beale
Neil "Smells like Bigfoot's dick!" Porker
Dave "Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?" Key
Ian "Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you" Fenton
Rik "What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair." Dedman
Mike "They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time." Rose
Oh Audrey - I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. What's that? Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league. YOU HEAR ME? AUDREY! LOOK AT ME! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Alright?
Romford Tornadoes have challenged us to a game 4:30 pm on Saturday 3rd July in Romford ... they did suggest the 26th but for some reason I thought there might be a problem with that date ;-)
Unless I hear to the contrary I'll agree the 3rd July.
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