> A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of wheat on the
> road. The farmer that lived nearby came to investigate. "Hey,
> Willis," he called out, "forget your troubles for a while and come
> and have dinner with us. Then I'll help you overturn the wagon."
> "That's very nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Dad
> would like me to."
> "Aw, come on, son!" the farmer insisted.
> "Well, OK," the boy finally agreed, "but Dad won't like it."
> After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked the host. "I feel a lot
> better now, but I know Dad's going to be real upset."
> "Don't be silly!" said the neighbor. "By the way, where is he?"
> "Under the wagon," replied Willis.