Shall We Dance? : )
- Ladies and Gentlemen,
May I have the honour of introducing you to the newest
debutante of my acquaintance?
'Tis my new book, which is officially "out" today.
Please meet, The House in Grosvenor Square,
my second release, which I understand is already diverting and
amusing a great many people.
As the pleasure of making your acquaintance is so great,
Grosvenor Square begs to know (hoping you will forgive her forwardness) if you will honour her with a dance
at her debut ball. Unfortunately, GS's company is so exclusive that
I must warn you only those people willing to pay a small subscription
fee (which I believe is merely the price of a book!) can hope to share a dance with her.
(She just whispered into my ear, however, that if you are a blogger, and
wish to host her for a dance on your blog, you may contact the author--me, that is--
and arrange a dance at no cost whatsoever. She merely asks that if
you choose to host her, that you would also be so good as to post
a review of how you enjoyed her company to online booksellers.)
To pay your respects in person, or if you must, sadly, decline the invitation
you may see this debutante HERE.
Or, for a thoroughly different ballroom, see her HERE.
With kindest regards, we remain your most affectionate,
humble servants, et al,
and , The House in Grosvenor Square