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    Some humour folks!! One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord
    Message 1 of 1 , Mar 1, 2005

      Some humour folks!!


      One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a
      river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord
      appeared
      and asked,

      "My dear child, why are you crying?"
      The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and
      she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family.
      The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden
      thimble set with pearls. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
      The seamstress replied, "No."

      The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble
      ringed with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.

      Again, the seamstress replied, "No."

      The Lord reached down again and came up with a humble leather thimble.
      "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.

      The seamstress replied, "Yes."

      The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three
      thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.

      Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along
      the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under
      the water.

      When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are
      you crying?"

      "Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!"

      The Lord went down into the water and came up with Mel Gibson. "Is
      this your husband?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the seamstress.

      The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

      The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.

      You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel Gibson, you would have come up with
      Tom Cruise. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my
      husband.

      Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm
      not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all
      three Husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to Mel Gibson."

      MORAL: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honourable reason, and
      in the best interest of others.

      That's our story and we're sticking to it!



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