Re: [GreenLeft_discussion] Republican National Committee Convention Schedule
- The frightening thing is its not all that far from the truth took me a
while to realise it was a spoof. I particularly like the one about Clarence
Thomas reading out the list of republican negroes. In either 1992 or 1996
they paraded a group of republican negroes on the convention stage just to
prove that they in fact exist. They were dressed up in suits and bow ties
and looked as if they were going off to Sunday prayer meeting very bizarre.
In 2000 I believe they even had black rappers performing on stage, someone
likened it to the cotton club, blacks performing on stage before an all
Excellent satire in the 'chaser' mode should be more of it on the list.
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From: "fbctm2004" <BoLt1351@...>
Sent: Tuesday, June 01, 2004 2:06 PM
Subject: [GreenLeft_discussion] Republican National Committee Convention
Hello everyone. I'm new to the group.
I thought I'd pass this along in case any of you plan on attending.
REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE CONVENTION SCHEDULE
6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry
6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd
6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
6:46 PM Seminar #1: Iraq Strategies-Voodoo/DooDoo
7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong
7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries
7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury-It's what's for
8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after
8:30 PM Round-table discussion on reproductive
rights (MEN only)
8:50 PM Seminar #2 Corporations: The Government of
9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"
9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong
9:10 PM EPA Address #2 Trees: The Real Cause of
9:30 PM Break for secret meetings
10:00 PM Second prayer led by Cal Thomas
10:15 PM Lecture by Karl Rove: Doublespeak made easy
10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration of how to squint and
10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in
10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory
Kevlar chastity belt
10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black
10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong
10:50 PM Seminar #3 Education: A Drain on our
11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Piñata
11:20 PM 2nd Lecture by John Ashcroft:
Evolutionists: The Dangerous
11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again.
11:35 PM Blame Clinton
11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies
11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself,
directed by Mel Gibson.
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