RedneckReview: 14yo Uses Local Neighborhood Deer Sanctuary for First Kill
- RedneckReview: 14yo Uses Local Neighborhood Deer Sanctuary for First
Mom Brings 14yo Son to Local Neighborhood Deer
Sanctuary for His First Kill on The Last Day of Season
this reporter just got a distressed call from a highly-regarded
speaking of the incident she witnessed, which occured on the last day
of the local
deer season -
Evidently there are three doelings who regularly feed at the witness'
goat hay pile in (redacted), (redacted).
my friend in (redacted) had just finished her breakfast and was about
to begin moving about outside her home with the usual chores for her
animals, when she heard the report of the firearm used in the kill.
(which beleeve et er nawt was a cheap AK-47 WarMart cloned assault
rifle, if ya know what i mean jak)
The Victim was the Runt of the Three Doelings.
My Friend got to rush out in panic just in time to see the Juvenile
Involved claim his "trophy",(the friendly runt)and begin dressing it
out on the spot.
(lak a Gud Buey shud jak, befo dem bowls gets ta stinkin)
(insert sounds of screaming, disembowling & retching here)
The area seemed to have gained a reputation as a 'deer crossing',
probably due to the fact that three of the neighbors operated an
informal deer sanctuary in that locale, so it transpired that some
strange woman from another area drove by, dropped her 14yo boy off,
to do his "hunting business", in the middle of a local street cluster
of 4 dwellings and right across the street from the witness's
However as there were four residences adjacent to that locale, not to
mention the two separate horse and goat pasturages adjacent, with
attendant numerous and sociable domestic animals, it did indeed
result in several calls to local law enforcement office from the
Various Property Owners, which final Alleged Police Action occured
Evidently It Appeared that some Minor Infraction had occured after
all, due to the use of Firearms Near Dwellings etc, however since the
deer were in season and the firearm "legally" was within bounds of
Good Taste, the Deputy at the Scene Elected to Release the Firearm
and the Body of the Doeling to the Juvenile and a Summary Fine of
some Trivial Amount in Citation Form.
The Witness was Refused Custody of The Runt's body, even though she
had Other Witnesses' Attesting In Person to The Fact of Said
Witness's extensive personal care and feeding of Said Runt Doeling.
words cannot adequately convey this reporters deep personal disgust
at this senseless incident, which callous and deadly manner seems to
have become typical across the Ghoul Nation these last few years as
residential and industrial development increases...
however in closing, one cannot help but wonder, who are these overly-
much-hyped "Fundamentalist Religious Terrorists" who represent that
vaunted "Threat To US All!" (insert Flag Waving Moron here) in
as it would appear that the young human male, no doubt a role model
for his kind, going at last through his common-if-archaic rite of
passage to "manhood", in that notoriously cruel and naive
fundamentalist culture, indeed met all the criteria extant.
names and locales of the incident must unfortunately remain anonymous
for security reasons at this time.