BESTAAN GRAPJAS NOG?
- Hierdie is 'n toets boodskap. Die laaste Grapjas is baie lank gelede uitgestuur, dalk het Yahoogroups besluit ons bestaan nie meer nie/ As jy dit kry, sien die volgende as 'n laggie, niks meer nie.Testing, testing 1 2 3Groetnis,GrapjasThabo "Die bekkie" gets an invite from Margaret Thatcher to come and visit her
in England to learn a thing or two...) One afternoon when drinking
tea, he asks her what's the secret of her success?
She tells him that she relies on her people a lot and therefore she
must be certain that they are intelligent. She decides to show him
exactly what she means and phones Tony Blair. "Now listen
carefully, Mr Mbeki, I'm going to ask Mr. Blair a question to
determine his intelligence."
Margaret Thatcher: "Oh hello Mr Blair, I have a question for you: If
your mother has a child, and your father has a child. This child is
not your brother and is not your sister, Who is he?"
Tony Blair: "It's ME!"
MT: "Correct. Thank you, Bye"
MT: "Did you get that Mr. Mbeki?"
Thabo Mbeki: "Yebo Yes, Thanks a lot! I'll definitely be using that!"
Once back in South Africa he decides that he has doubts about Dr
Zuma and he's going to ask her the question. He arranges a
meeting with her and asks her: "Dr Zuma, I have e question for
you, Yo mother has e child. And yo father has e child. Is not yo
brother, and is not yo sister, Who ees eet?"
Dr Zuma thinks, And she thinks, "Em, You must geeve me some
time to think about eet." And Mr Mbeki decides to give her a day to
come up with the correct answer. That afternoon, Dr Zuma calls a
meeting to discuss the question, and get an anwer.
But NOBODY knows! They've drawn up a Zuma family tree, to no
avail. The next morning, Zuma realizes that she has to give Mbeki
an answer and as a last resort, she decides to phone Evita
"Evita: yo mother has e child. Yo father has e child. Is not yo
brother, and not yo sister, who ees eet?" Evita: "It's me!"
Zuma rushes to Mbeki's office, very impressed to know the
answer to such a difficult question! "Mr President, I know, I know
who eet ees! Eets EVITA BEZUIDENDHOUT!"
Mbeki: "NO. You ah so stupeed. Eet is TONY BLAIR!!"