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Die finale Grapjas vir 1999

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    Hi Welkom by die 145 ste aflewering van GRAPJAS, ons eie Afrikaanse Lag_ n_dag. The jokes will be in English some days and Afrikaans the next day, of sommer n
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      Welkom by die 145 ste aflewering van GRAPJAS, ons eie Afrikaanse Lag_'n_dag. The jokes will be in English some days and Afrikaans the
      next day, of sommer 'n mix. Die Grapjas tuisblad is terug op die web. Gaan loer gerus by http://pixwebsites.com/grapjas/

      Stuur asseblief Grapjas in die geheel aan jou vriende met die subskripsie inligting ingesluit. Ek vra omverskoning dat ek bykans twee weke
      weggebly het. Na ernstige oorweging het ek besluit om Grapjas 'n weeklikse publikasie te maak, vir die volgende maand of twee altans. Vir die
      van julle wat toegang het tot die internet, nuwe spotprente sal van tyd tot tyd op ons webtuiste geplaas word.

      Hierdie is die laaste Grapjas van 1999, ek sien julle weer in Januarie. 'n Gese´┐Żnde Kersfees en 'n Voorspoedige jaar 2000 vir almal.


      Examination Instructions:
      1. Please write all answers between the lines.
      2. No part of this answer book may be rolled and smoked.
      3. No children of students are allowed to participate.
      4. Please leave all firearms in the possession of parole officers.
      5. Bribes will be accepted at a minimum of R 300.00
      6. If this exam does not match the one that you bought in advance,please notify the examiner.

      QUESTION 1

      Philemon has an AK 47 with 2 magazines taped together, each holding 30 rounds. If he misses 8 out of 10 shots, how many drive-by taxi
      shootings can he attend before having to reload?

      QUESTION 2

      Phineas has a 12-seater minibus, to avoid discomfort he never carries more than 23 people. Assuming each passenger weighs 85kg, and piles
      35kg of luggage on the roof, he drives at 140 km/hr and that his brakes are 25% efficient, what would his stopping distance be?

      a) 300 m
      b) 600 m
      c) 10 m
      d) Depends if there is another passenger to pick up.

      QUESTION 3

      Jacob is employed as a garden boy for 1 day a week in 3 households. Assuming that he can make a lawnmower last 3 months, how many
      lawnmowers will the households have to purchase in a period of 2

      QUESTION 4

      In standard 6, Jackson has made 4 girls in his class pregnant and another 6 from other classes. How many girls will he have made pregnant
      before he leaves school if he matriculates on his 28th birthday?

      QUESTION 5

      Samuel and his friends, altogether 6 of them, can each drink 35 bottles per day of Black Label before falling over. How many SAB trucks do
      they need to hijack per year to remain permanently pissed?


      South Africans home and abroad - Join GRAPJAS Some of the jokes will be in english with an Afrikaans flavour or bilingual,
      Subscribe now by sending blank email to grapjas-subscribe@onelist.com
      Stuur grappies aan grapjas@...
      Besoek ons tuisblad by http://pixwebsites.com/grapjas
      If you want to unsubscribe (Now why would you do that?) send blank email to grapjas-unsubscribe@onelist.com

      Cheers until tomorrow and hou die blinkkant bo!*

      Sien julle volgende jaar


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