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***Thought & Humor*** Jan. 4, 2005 Edition - Please Forward To Your Prof/Boss/Mom/Friend/Queen

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      Welcome to the E-Mail Newspaper
      featuring 'Thought & Humor'
      by Howdy


      Double Click Below For Latest Award Winning Issue
      or go to this site on the web for great humor,
      cartoons, thought & riddles:

      http://howdyhumor.blogspot.com/

      Double click above link or copy and paste this
      link into your Web Browser's address line

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      This Week's Issue Is Packed With:

      1) Great Humor
      2) Thought
      3) Riddles
      4) Word Puzzles
      5) Much More



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      Tech Note:

      If this blog doesn't work for you:

      http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/

      Try one of these:

      http://enewspaper.blogspot.com/
      http://howdyhumor.blogspot.com/

      (Same great award winning
      stuff posted on all three)



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      ***WARNING***WARNING***WARNING***WARNING***
      This material is not suitable for those who are deficient in humor
      or thought challenged!!! Do not read any further - you have been
      warned. Preconceived ideas and biases could be endangered.
      A unique blend of the jocular with provocative rumination is just
      ahead for your divertissement!?! "UNSUBSCRIBE" communiqué
      located below. Even UNC Sophomores can do it...



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      Bookmark YOUR NEW Blog:
      http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/
      Updated frequently!!!
      Cartoons, humor & thought daily.
      Please post at your school/work site.



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      'Thought & Humor' - often polemical but
      never tasteless/unrefined/uncouth/ribald.


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      Permission is hereby granted for you to change all
      humor used in The"E-Mail Newspaper", 'Thought
      & Humor' and its subsidiaries related to the institution
      of lower learning hereby known as UNC to another
      of your choice from the list below:

      1) French university students
      2) Harvard or U.C.-Berkeley
      3) Any accredited high school or middle school
      4) Any Loggerheads & Pundits
      5) Any and all persnickety individuals or nincompoops
      6) Any Chapel Hill, NC Citizen unless same sends an offspring
      to NCSU, JSU, MSU, USC, UGA, or FSU.


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      Howdy's address: your-bestfriend4u@...

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      Board of Advisors for 'Thought & Humor':

      Did you know that 'Thought & Humor' has a distinguished Board of Advisors
      that are designed to be a cross section demographically of our readership as far
      as age, location, gender, marital status, education & occupation are concerned???

      Bill - 50's - FL - Computer Operator for 911 System, V.P. - Archives
      Brenda - 50's - TX - University Administor, Married
      Caroline - 20's - FL - Married, University Student
      David - 50's - NJ - Businessman, Married
      Doug - 50's - TN - President of 501(c)(3) Corp, Married
      Ellen - 20's - NJ - University Student
      Emily - 30's - TN - Banker, Married
      Janet - 40's - MI - Married, Former Missionary to Arab Country
      Jill - 50's - MN - Restaurant Owner, Married
      Jim - 40's - NM - Businessman, Married
      John - 50's - Peru - Pastor, Married
      Katie - 20's - NC - Teacher, Married to UNC Med Student
      Laura - 30's - NY - English Teacher
      Lisa - 40's - TN - Secretary, Married
      Marie - 60's - South Africa - Entrepreneur, Politician
      Mamie - 20's - GA - Elementary Teacher
      Milton - 19 - GA - College Student
      Phil - 50's WI - Handicapped
      Rob - 20's - NY - University Administor, Married
      Ruth - 50's - CA - Real Estate, Involved in Spanish Ministry
      Sarah - 20's - NC - UNC Student, Married
      Shirl - 60's - CO - Finance Manager - Married to Minister
      Steve - 40's - TX - Married, Computer Hardware Design
      Wanda - 40's - Asia - Married - Communist Country

      Advisory meetings are held weekly via the internet
      and none receive monetary/pecuniary compensation
      for their extensive/capacious/voluminous expertise.



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      was sent to you because you made the request, 'Thought
      & Humor' is one small attempt to obey "The Great Com-
      mission". First published in the last century (July 26, 1997).
      Soli Deo Gloria...
      ________ "E-Mail Newspaper (Free4u)" _________
      References gleaned for great humor & information: Merry Heart,
      Thomas S. Elworth, Funny List, MeMail, Daily Dose, Joke of the Day,
      Kim Komando, Shagmail, MIKEY'S FUNNIES , The Daily Tease,
      Crosswalk.com, CLEAN LAFFS & Gophercentral.

      Quoting one is plagiarism; quoting many is research.


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      Updated frequently!!!

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