Fwd: New Jewish Computer
>>So, You wanted a Kosher Computer???- Fearless Freya of Arty Atlanta
>>I don't know if you know this but they are now selling Kosher computers (Made
>>in Israel) called DELLSHALOM. It is selling at such a good price that I
>>one. Mine arrived yesterday. If you or a friend are (is) considering a
>>kosher computer, you should know that there are some important upgrades
>>and changes from the typical computer you are
>>used to, such as:
>>The cursor moves from right to left.
>>It comes with two hard drives--one for fleyshedik business software and
>>one for milchedik games.
>>Instead of getting a "General Protection Fault" error, my PC now gets
>>The Chanukah screen savers include "Flying Dreidels."
>>The PC also shuts down automatically at sundown on Friday evenings.
>>After my computer dies, I have to dispose of it within 24 hours.
>>The "Start" button has been replaced with "Let's go! I'm not getting
>>any younger!" button.
>>When disconnecting external devices from the back of my PC, I am instructed
>>to "Remove the cable from the PC's tuchus".
>>The multimedia player has been renamed to "Nu, so play my music already!"
>>Internet Explorer has a spinning "Star of David" in the upper right corner.
>>I hear "Hava Nagila" during startup. Microsoft Office now includes "A
>>little byte Please play: <http://www.imagesoft.net/midi/israel.mid>Israel
>>of this, a little byte of that."
>>When running "scandisk", it prompts with a "You want I should fix
>>When my PC is working too hard, I occasionally hear a loud "Oy Gevalt!"
>>There is a "monitor cleaning solution" from Manischewitz that advertises
>>that it gets rid of the "schmutz und drek" on your monitor.
>>After 20 minutes of no activity, my PC goes "Schloffen."
>>Computer viruses can now be cured with some matzo ball chicken soup.
>>If you decide not to shut down the computer in the prescribed manner, the
>>following message appears: "You should be ashamed of yourself."
>>When Spellcheck finds an error it prompts "Is this the best you can do?"
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