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Fwd: New Jewish Computer

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  • Freya
    ... - Fearless Freya of Arty Atlanta Meet people who share your interests! http://www.meetup.com/ It s free and it s fun!
    Message 1 of 1 , Jun 9, 2003
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      >>So, You wanted a Kosher Computer???
      >>I don't know if you know this but they are now selling Kosher computers (Made
      >>in Israel) called DELLSHALOM. It is selling at such a good price that I
      >>one. Mine arrived yesterday. If you or a friend are (is) considering a
      >>kosher computer, you should know that there are some important upgrades
      >>and changes from the typical computer you are
      >>used to, such as:
      >>The cursor moves from right to left.
      >>It comes with two hard drives--one for fleyshedik business software and
      >>one for milchedik games.
      >>Instead of getting a "General Protection Fault" error, my PC now gets
      >>The Chanukah screen savers include "Flying Dreidels."
      >>The PC also shuts down automatically at sundown on Friday evenings.
      >>After my computer dies, I have to dispose of it within 24 hours.
      >>The "Start" button has been replaced with "Let's go! I'm not getting
      >>any younger!" button.
      >>When disconnecting external devices from the back of my PC, I am instructed
      >>to "Remove the cable from the PC's tuchus".
      >>The multimedia player has been renamed to "Nu, so play my music already!"
      >>Internet Explorer has a spinning "Star of David" in the upper right corner.
      >>I hear "Hava Nagila" during startup. Microsoft Office now includes "A
      >>little byte Please play: <http://www.imagesoft.net/midi/israel.mid>Israel
      >>of this, a little byte of that."
      >>When running "scandisk", it prompts with a "You want I should fix
      >>this?" message.
      >>When my PC is working too hard, I occasionally hear a loud "Oy Gevalt!"
      >>There is a "monitor cleaning solution" from Manischewitz that advertises
      >>that it gets rid of the "schmutz und drek" on your monitor.
      >>After 20 minutes of no activity, my PC goes "Schloffen."
      >>Computer viruses can now be cured with some matzo ball chicken soup.
      >>If you decide not to shut down the computer in the prescribed manner, the
      >>following message appears: "You should be ashamed of yourself."
      >>When Spellcheck finds an error it prompts "Is this the best you can do?"

      - Fearless Freya of Arty Atlanta

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