FW: Holmes and Watson go camping
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[:. Subject: Holmes and Watson go camping
[:. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping
[:. Sherlock Holmes and Dr.Watson went on a camping trip,
[:. set up their tent, and fell asleep. An hour later, Holmes
[:. woke up his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and
[:. tell me what you see."
[:. Watson replied, "I see millions of stars".
[:. "What does that tell you?" asked Holmes.
[:. Watson pondered a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it
[:. tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially
[:. billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is
[:. in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
[:. past one. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful
[:. and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it
[:. seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it
[:. tell you?"
[:. Holmes was silent for a moment, and then spoke. "Watson,
[:. you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."