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  • DM Robinson
    ... Melody Herrington Outreach Coordinator PeachCare for Kids (706)227-7921 STOP MORE SPAM with the new MSN 8 and get 2 months FREE*
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      >Attorney General Ashcroft is visiting an elementary school. After
      >the typical civics presentation to the class, he announces,
      >"Alright, boys and girls, you can all ask me questions now."
      >
      >
      >A young boy named Bobby raises his hand and says, "I have three
      >questions:
      >
      >1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
      >
      >2. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil
      >liberties?
      >
      >3. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden yet?"
      >
      >
      >Just then the bell sounds and all the kids run out to the
      >playground.
      >
      >
      >Fifteen minutes later, the kids come back in class and again.
      >Ashcroft says, "I'm sorry we were interrupted by the bell. Now, you
      >can all ask me questions."
      >
      >A young girl named Charlene raises her hand and says, "I have five
      >questions:
      >
      >1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
      >
      >2. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil
      >liberties?
      >
      >3. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden yet?"
      >
      >4. Why did the bell go off 20 minutes early?
      >
      >5. Where's Bobby?"
      >
      >
      >Love & truth, agape & satyagraha, Tim
      >
      >Tim Johnson, e-mail: timinathens@...
      >
      >"Love is a verb." -- Stephen Covey
      >
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      Melody Herrington
      Outreach Coordinator
      PeachCare for Kids
      (706)227-7921


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