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Re: [FT-HUMOR] Digest Number 272

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  • BARBARA HOLFORD
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    Message 1 of 1 , Nov 15, 2004
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      > There is 1 message in this issue.
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      > Topics in this digest:
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      > 1. You have to be a free thinker to face the
      > facts.
      > From: "strangerangers58"
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      > Message: 1
      > Date: Fri, 12 Nov 2004 18:13:30 -0000
      > From: "strangerangers58"
      > <paulstoneman@...>
      > Subject: You have to be a free thinker to face the
      > facts.
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      > You have to be a free thinker to face the facts.
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      > During an hour's swimming at a municipal swimming
      > pool you will have
      > ingested 1.5 liters of urine.
      >
      > In an average day your hands will have come into
      > indirect contact
      > with 15 penises. (touching door handles etc.)
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      > An average person's yearly fast food intake will
      > contain 12 pubic
      > hairs.
      >
      > In a year you will have swalloed 14 insects - while
      > you slept!
      >
      > Annually you will shake hand with 11 women who have
      > recently
      > masturbated and failed to wash thier hands.
      >
      > Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have
      > recently
      > masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
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      > At an average wedding reception you have a 1.01
      > chance of getting a
      > cold sore from one of the guests.
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      > In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the
      > contents of your
      > diry linen basket.
      >
      > Daily you wll breath in 1 liter of other peoples'
      > anal gases.
      >
      > Have a nice day!
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