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Re: Thank God I'm An Atheist!

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  • David
    congratulations on your shortness!! may you reach all the depths of your desires! dave ... the ... be ... razors, ... the first ... of
    Message 1 of 3 , Oct 17, 2004
      congratulations on your shortness!!

      may you reach all the depths of your desires!

      dave

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      --- In FT-HUMOR@yahoogroups.com, "strangerangers58"
      <paulstoneman@p...> wrote:
      >
      > A group of religious fanatics in Russia called the Skoptzies were
      > famous in the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries for practicing
      > self castration. Advocating chastity, they took this notion to
      the
      > extreme, citing Biblical references in Matthew 19:12 ("and there
      be
      > eunuchs which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of
      > heaven's sake") and Luke 23;29 ("blessed are the barren"). The
      > operations were performed by both men and women, who used
      razors,
      > pieces of glass, sharpened bone, or hot irons to do the deed to
      > themselves. The greater number of Skoptzies submitted to
      the "first
      > purification," which required that they remove their own testicles
      > and scrotum. These initiates wre said to have given up the "keys
      of
      > hell" but to retain the " keys to the abyss." Those who remove
      > their penis as well were awarded the honor of "Bearers of the
      > Imperial Seal" and these intiates of the "second purification were
      > considered worthy of " mounting the white horses".
      >
      > According to what my mother told me, before the doctor circumcised
      > me he said, "It won't be long now!"
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