Lesson in Skepticism
- A lady walks into a penthouse bar and sees a really cute guy sitting
at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
"Magic Beer," he says.
She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but
after realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back
to the man sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't really Magic
Beer, is it?"
"Yes, I'll show you."
He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the
building 3 times and comes back in the window.
The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again." He takes
another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the
building three times, and comes back in the window. She is so amazed
that she says she wants a
Magic Beer, so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what
She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window,
plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.
The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman,
you're a real asshole when you're drunk!"