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CREATIONISM: Other Cobb County Textbook Disclaimers

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    Date: Fri, 30 Aug 2002 05:00:45 -0700 (PDT) From: Donna Gore Subject: Other Cobb County Textbook Disclaimers A local comedian named
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      Date: Fri, 30 Aug 2002 05:00:45 -0700 (PDT)
      From: Donna Gore <donnajgore@...>
      Subject: Other Cobb County Textbook Disclaimers

      A local comedian named Brian Bannon wrote this.

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      Other Cobb County Schools Textbook Disclaimers

      * Art Appreciation (Many famous artists were homosexual, a lifestyle
      condemned by most of the world's major religions--including, but not
      only, Christianity. Rather than support such degeneracy-as their
      scriptures call it--many good people of faith with an eye for beauty
      collect biblical figurines or Thomas Kincade landscapes instead.)

      * Chemistry (One noted scientist-with a Ph.D. and everything-estimated
      the average temperature of the unquenchable hellfire to be well over
      20,000 degrees Kelvin. Something to think about.)

      * Algebra ( ? ? ? ? )

      * Calculus (For many, this subject is beyond their comprehension-like
      God's ways.)

      * Health (Sure Yoga's good for stretching, but who's the healthiest
      religious leader? Buddha?! Please. Have you seen the gut on that guy?
      And he's supposed to know the true path to enlightenment? Maybe the
      true path to the nearest Shoney's breakfast buffet. For a lean and fit
      spiritual icon, stick with ol' Jesus H.)

      * Music (Christian rock your mornings with Nahum and Ronnie on The
      Fish 104.7!)

      * English (To split an infinitive is now commonly accepted. But
      there's no splitting eternity. Where will you spend it?)

      * World History (The historical Jesus believed in the biblical Jesus.)

      * Trigonometry (The holy trinity of God the Father, Son, and Spirit is
      like a divine triangle. Who's the cosign of your life's angle?)

      * Woodshop (Carpentry was the Messiah's vocation. Seek His blessing
      for your own birdhouse or paper towel holder.)

      * Driver's Education (When four cars arrive at a four-way stop
      simultaneously the first to proceed is the one with the courage to do
      so. Need a source of strength in your travels? Let His love floor it
      in your heart.)
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