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Bathing the Cat

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  • LUIC
    ... Not exactly freethought, but a good cat lover joke. Bobbler
    Message 1 of 1 , Feb 25, 2004
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      Not exactly freethought, but a good cat lover joke.

      Bobbler


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      > Put both lids of the toilet up and add the  required amount of pet
      > shampoo to the water in the bowl.
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      > Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
      > bathroom.
      > In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
      > lids.
      > You may need to stand on the lid.
      > The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the
      > noises
      > that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
      > Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash"
      > and
      > "rinse."
      > Have someone open the door to the outside. Be sure that there are
      > no
      > people between the toilet and the outside door.
      > Stand behind the toilet as far back as you can, and quickly lift
      > both
      > lids.
      > The cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he
      > will
      > dry himself off.
      > Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean!
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      >         Always here to give you the best of tested advice in difficult
      > times.....
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      >          Sincerely,
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      >           The Dog
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