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  • Donna Gore
    CHANGING A LIGHT BULB THECHRISTIAN WAY How many Christians does ittake to change a light bulb? Charismatic : Only 1 Hands are already in the air. Pentecostal :
    Message 1 of 1 , Feb 1, 2004
      CHANGING A LIGHT BULB THECHRISTIAN WAY



      How many Christians does ittake to change a light
      bulb?

      Charismatic : Only 1
      Hands are already in the air.

      Pentecostal : 10
      One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the
      spirit of darkness.


      Presbyterians : None
      Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

      Roman Catholic : None
      Candles only.


      Baptists : At least 15.
      One to change the light bulb, and three committees to
      approve thechange and decide who brings the
      potato salad and fried chicken .

      Episcopalians: 3
      One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and
      one to talkabout how much better the old one was.


      Mormons : 5
      One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him
      how to do it.

      Unitarians :
      We choose not to make a statement either in favor of
      or against theneed for a light bulb. However, if in
      your own journey you have foundthat light bulbs work
      for you, you are invited to write a poem orcompose a
      modern dance about your light bulb for the next
      Sundayservice, in which we will explore a number of
      light bulb traditions,including incandescent,
      fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, allof which
      are equally valid paths to luminescence.


      Methodists : Undetermined
      Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out,
      you are loved.You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or
      tulip bulb. Bring a bulb ofyour choice to the Sunday
      lighting service and a covered dish to pass.

      Nazarene : 6
      One woman to replace the bulb while five men review
      church lightingpolicy.


      Lutherans: None
      Lutherans don't believe in change.

      Amish :
      What's a light bulb?
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