CHANGING A LIGHT BULB THECHRISTIAN WAY
How many Christians does ittake to change a light
Charismatic : Only 1
Hands are already in the air.
Pentecostal : 10
One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the
spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians : None
Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic : None
Baptists : At least 15.
One to change the light bulb, and three committees to
approve thechange and decide who brings the
potato salad and fried chicken .
One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and
one to talkabout how much better the old one was.
Mormons : 5
One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him
how to do it.
We choose not to make a statement either in favor of
or against theneed for a light bulb. However, if in
your own journey you have foundthat light bulbs work
for you, you are invited to write a poem orcompose a
modern dance about your light bulb for the next
Sundayservice, in which we will explore a number of
light bulb traditions,including incandescent,
fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, allof which
are equally valid paths to luminescence.
Methodists : Undetermined
Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out,
you are loved.You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or
tulip bulb. Bring a bulb ofyour choice to the Sunday
lighting service and a covered dish to pass.
Nazarene : 6
One woman to replace the bulb while five men review
Lutherans don't believe in change.
What's a light bulb?