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    ... For fun...bev There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother. 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He couldn t get a fair trial. But
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      --- In AFSforum@yahoogroups.com, "bubblybevy" <sither@b...> wrote:
      For fun...bev

      There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
      1. He called everyone "brother."
      2. He liked Gospel.
      3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

      But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
      1. He went into His Father's business.
      2. He lived at home until he was 33.
      3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He
      was God.

      But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
      1. He talked with his hands.
      2. He had wine with His meals.
      3. He used olive oil.

      But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
      Californian:
      1. He never cut his hair.
      2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
      3. He started a new religion.

      But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an
      American Indian:
      1. He was at peace with nature.
      2. He ate a lot of fish.
      3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

      But then there were 3 equally good arguments the Jesus was Irish:
      1. He never got married.
      2. He was always t telling stories.
      3. He loved green pastures.

      But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a
      woman:
      1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
      2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
      didn't get it.
      3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was
      work to do. AMEN!
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